*ahem* so, this is a song I thought of while listening to Billy Joel's "Always a Woman." Sorta has that feel to it.
Aisle 9, land of aspirin and laxatives
In a season where nobody actually gives
It was great, it was fun
I could work till I'm done
But I'd rather have dick in my ass
Every day I'd run down to Kenmore Square
Convincing myself I was getting somewhere
It would help me to move
When there's nothing to prove
But I'd rather have dick in my ass
Chorus:
I'd rather have dick in my ass
It's a reasonable thing to ask
We all get dicked in the ass sometimes, but that's life
And you've got to love life
So you've got to love dick in your ass
It's easy to understand, if you might care
The load that I swallow, the pride that I bear
It's a small weight to take
And the balls I make break
Are all just a dick in my ass
Life is not perfect, I hear people say
But that is what's perfect about life today
My direction's astray
From perfection anyway
Cause I'd rather have dick in my ass
(Chorus)
So swallow the load that I give you
It's good for you
It builds character
And suck like you do at the rat race
On all the cocks that smack your face
For all of the dick
Though it could make you sick
Is experience you can't replace
No one can swallow their pride or bear their load
Without leaving a trace on their face
I should ask for grace
I would ask for grace
But I'd rather have dick in my ass
A man who hates dick in his ass hates his life
For what good is life without some phallic strife
You pray for things finer
While licking vagina
You all need a dick in the ass
So soon I should hope you will appreciate
That which you've been told all your life you should hate
It's great and it's fun
Though it gets nothing done
There's always someone
Who lives life with the runs
He'll show you the way of a hard life that's full
And it starts with a dick in the ass
I'd rather have dick in my ass
It's not uncommon or crass
We all get dicked in the ass sometimes, but that's life
And I really love my life
So get on my case
I'll just shit on your face
Cause I'd rather have dick in my ass
Thank you. CDs are on sale in the lobby.
Aisle 9, land of aspirin and laxatives
In a season where nobody actually gives
It was great, it was fun
I could work till I'm done
But I'd rather have dick in my ass
Every day I'd run down to Kenmore Square
Convincing myself I was getting somewhere
It would help me to move
When there's nothing to prove
But I'd rather have dick in my ass
Chorus:
I'd rather have dick in my ass
It's a reasonable thing to ask
We all get dicked in the ass sometimes, but that's life
And you've got to love life
So you've got to love dick in your ass
It's easy to understand, if you might care
The load that I swallow, the pride that I bear
It's a small weight to take
And the balls I make break
Are all just a dick in my ass
Life is not perfect, I hear people say
But that is what's perfect about life today
My direction's astray
From perfection anyway
Cause I'd rather have dick in my ass
(Chorus)
So swallow the load that I give you
It's good for you
It builds character
And suck like you do at the rat race
On all the cocks that smack your face
For all of the dick
Though it could make you sick
Is experience you can't replace
No one can swallow their pride or bear their load
Without leaving a trace on their face
I should ask for grace
I would ask for grace
But I'd rather have dick in my ass
A man who hates dick in his ass hates his life
For what good is life without some phallic strife
You pray for things finer
While licking vagina
You all need a dick in the ass
So soon I should hope you will appreciate
That which you've been told all your life you should hate
It's great and it's fun
Though it gets nothing done
There's always someone
Who lives life with the runs
He'll show you the way of a hard life that's full
And it starts with a dick in the ass
I'd rather have dick in my ass
It's not uncommon or crass
We all get dicked in the ass sometimes, but that's life
And I really love my life
So get on my case
I'll just shit on your face
Cause I'd rather have dick in my ass
Thank you. CDs are on sale in the lobby.
