Should the US annex Canada and Mexico?

[WriterDom]

Canada has a lot of land and resources but not a lot of people. Mexico has 100 million people and not much land. We could form the United North American States and repopulate Canada with underemployed Mexicans working in the timber and mining industry at decent wages and solve the immigration problem at the same time.

 

[Todd]

Canada has decent wages? where?

 

[cymbidia]

.. and then we'd get all those great Mexican resorts along the Pacific, the Gulf, and the Caribbean. We'd have the Mayan and Aztec ruins, then, and could put all our hungry archeology students to work excavating them. Additionally, it'd solve that pesky and time-consuming long-line problem at the current US-Mexican border crossings.

Course, we'd have to do something about that Mexico City smog. Geeze. That place isn't fit to breathe in.

Think the Canadians will go for it?
Or does that matter?

 

[WriterDom]

Canada has decent wages? where?

Did the Canadian government pay for your penis reduction? You probably had a porn movie future before that. Ever think of suing?

Also, I heard once that Canadian nurses are required to masturbate patients who otherwise can't do it themselves or risk getting fired.

 

[Morden]

The only problem is that you wouldn't achieve your goal. Most of Canada is not really the sort of place people live in. Its a great place to live in but mostly people stick to the main cities. Sides Leave our forests alone!!!! You need them to breath

 

[Dayanara]

Leave our resources alone you greedy americans...just because you went and cut down all your trees and used up all your natural resources doesn't mean you should do it to Canada.

Canada is a beautiful country, yes there are few people to a large land mass but thats because not too many people like to live in the northern parts due to the cold winters. As well isn't it nice to have a place you can go and there are actual large forests of trees that seem to go on forever.....

 

[doctor_insanus]

We're coming... and you can't stop us!

 

[YoungGun69]

You could try to annexx us but your tanks and soldiers would freeze up. We would then run circles around you shooting at you from our all terrain dogsleds and mukluks while chewing whale blubber.

 

[Dayanara]

We're coming... and you can't stop us!

oh we can stop you.......

 

[YoungGun69]

WE KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AMERICANS THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT US!!!!!

 

[Dayanara]

go ahead and take mexico if ya want.....

 

[Mischka]

You could try to annex us but your tanks and soldiers would freeze up. We would then run circles around you shooting at you from our all terrain dogsleds and mukluks while chewing whale blubber.

It's simply a wonder that we haven't tried to assimilate you already. Whale blubber for all!!!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hehe

They're riled...

 

[WriterDom]

Americans are very clever when it comes to warfare. Already there are factories building exploding hockey pucks.

 

[Aussie Worm]

Maybe Mexico and Canada should annex the USA. Its not like many will miss uncle sam.

 

[WriterDom]

Maybe Mexico and Canada should annex the USA. Its not like many will miss uncle sam.

You can keep Australia. We'll just take your women.

 

[Todd]

Did the Canadian government pay for your penis reduction?

Nope all out of my pocket

Also, I heard once that Canadian nurses are required to masturbate patients who otherwise can't do it themselves or risk getting fired.

Nope yet another Canadian Myth

 

[Texan]

ever hear that old line

Why buy the cow... when the milk is free....


That's how I feel about the US annexing Canada and Mexico

 

[WriterDom]

great Avatar Tex

 

[Mustang Sally]

Oh yeah, one sure way to get us Canadians riled is to suggest we should be part of the U.S. (Well, most of us. Todd likes the idea.)

We try so hard to promote and preserve a culture distinct from that of the U.S. We have an inferiority complex when it comes to our loud, obnoxious neighbour. All we have to cling to is blind, nationalistic pride, so leave us alone!

LOL

 

[Todd]

Oh yeah, one sure way to get us Canadians riled is to suggest we should be part of the U.S. (Well, most of us. Todd likes the idea.)

Its not we should be, it is we are already part of the States and we have been for a long time

 

[Mustang Sally]

GRRR

Its not we should be, it is we are already part of the States and we have been for a long time

Todd, oh dear, darling Todd. You make me want to scream, no, not with pleasure, with frustration. You crazy kid, you.

 

[Todd]

Re: GRRR

Todd, oh dear, darling Todd You make me to scream, no, with pleasure, with frustration You crazy kid, you.

Yes I succeeded in pleasuring the Mustang Sally

 

[Texan]

a bit of twisted history

I have nothing but admiration for Canadians. Any people who will endure that cold all winter, just to enjoy those beautiful summers.... both days.

Hell, even those French settlers called the Acadians... took those boats all the way across the Atlantic from France.... spent one winter in Canada then got right back in those boats and went all the way down to the swamps of Louisiana to settle. They figured that even snakes, alligators and mosquitos so big that two of 'em can suck a grown man dry, are better than a Canadian winter. (TIC)

Mustang.... I'm not sure that putting gravy on your french fries constitutes a "distince culture".

 

[Texan]

duh... I meant "distinct culture"