Should the StudMuffin take himself out of my life, I've decided

[KillerMuffin]

No more fishermen!

I'm sick to death of fish in the bathtub.

For those of you with mates or recently moved on from mates, what's the one quality in your mate that you will not repeat again?

 

[Mischka]

The hockey gear would go. Nothing can penetrate that smell. Ugh.

 

[ARaynes]

One that is vain. I want them to think they are the ugliest person in the world.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I dislike the currnet lack of flesh in my partner. Most disconcerting.

 

[estevie]

An alcoholic.


What was funny at 18 is no longer funny.

 

[Kitte]

I know this is blasphemous.. but no more Harleys... Ive had it with spending every spare dime on a piece of machinary, that is useless in new england for more then half the year. Beautiful yes, fun , yes... EXPENSIVE HELL YES!!!

 

[scylis]

I dislike the currnet lack of flesh in my partner. Most disconcerting.

Spurty took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Cheyenne]

No more fishermen!

I'm sick to death of fish in the bathtub.

Aw, that last thread about fish in your bathtub was one of my favorites!

Yup, it is just about fishing season again. Opening weekend is coming up!

 

[MissTaken]

No more dead things...errr trophies in the living room!

We had a mink, a fisher, a deer, a fish, a caribou


and




to


top



it


off



a beaver!!!! Not of the human variety.

Enough is enough~

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Spurty took the words right out of my mouth.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Better than putting spurty in your mouth I suppose.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

No more fishermen!

I'm sick to death of fish in the bathtub.

For those of you with mates or recently moved on from mates, what's the one quality in your mate that you will not repeat again?

Have I ever told you lately I am not a fisher man?

Have I not professed my undying love for you lately?

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Wow, Estevie.......

An alcoholic.


What was funny at 18 is no longer funny.

....did you ever hit the nail on the head!
Maybe I shouldn't presume here, but if I could throw in a little "fatherly advice".......
Cut and Run!!!!

Rhumb

 

[scylis]

Better than putting spurty in your mouth I suppose.

indeed.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You can profess your undying devotion to me after I've taken you portion of the chain story and sank my teeth into. Even if you have to clench your teeth and lie. I'm not a good editor.

 

[estevie]

Re: Wow, Estevie.......

....did you ever hit the nail on the head!
Maybe I shouldn't presume here, but if I could throw in a little "fatherly advice".......
Cut and Run!!!!

Rhumb

Where the hell were you 12 ys ago when I thought he was the best thing since sliced bread???

My mom once told me that the thing you love the most at the beginning is the thing you will hate the most at the end.

Thats the damn truth...I used to think he was sooo funny...*shaking head* I fail to see the humor in a drunken ass any longer. Live and learn, eh?

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

You can profess your undying devotion to me after I've taken you portion of the chain story and sank my teeth into. Even if you have to clench your teeth and lie. I'm not a good editor.

thats alright you have criticed my writing enough to lknow I am not a good writer

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Re: Wow, Estevie.......

My mom once told me that the thing you love the most at the beginning is the thing you will hate the most at the end.

Wise woman, your mom.


I will not miss his way of mixing the qualities of being steady, reliable, dependable, trustworthy, (insert all the rest of those boy scout attributes here) and coming up with... boring.

Boring.
Numbingly boring.
He keeps getting older and older while i'm breaking out, breaking free, and getting younger and younger.

I don't want to go gentle into that good night...

Not the fuck yet, anyway, and he's already halfway there and pushing onward with singleminded inattention.

Boring. I'm never revisiting it in my future relationships.

 

[Wiggles]

I am never dating another man that calls gay men fags. It just irks me.

 

[Wave_Rider]

For those of you with mates or recently moved on from mates, what's the one quality in your mate that you will not repeat again?

The "lure" of a vast fortune

 

[Nathon_88]

I am never dating another man that calls gay men fags. It just irks me.

I am never dating him either.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Alcoholic

Bad news. The ups and downs, the anger and frustration brought on in cycles by bouts of drunkeness. The inability to deal with simple problems while intoxicted. My least favorite words "You never told me that" when in fact I'd mentioned it 8 or 10 times...not knowing for sure whether I'd hit a sober time so the message would sink in.

 

[cymbidia]

I want to add to my answer.

I am never getting involved with someone who has to balance his checkbook to the last fucking penny and will not stop until he's done so AND makes the whole household miserable until he's finished - especially if he's already got more money than god and those damn pennies don't matter in the slightest!

Yes! Yes, i will ask those with whom i might become involved about thier propensity to do that BEFORE any real attachment takes place!

 

[APhil]

I just think of this song

because I'm tired of women who either think they're prettier than a rose petal or uglier than dirt.

IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
JIMMY SOUL

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So, from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes a husband a-small
And very often causes his downfall
Soon as he marries her, then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
She always gives you peace of mind

[Chorus]

So, if you're friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
So, if she's ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me she's a better catch

[Chorus]

 

[Calamity Jane]

I think next time I'll marry an orphan, or at least not the only and most prized son who never even had to do his own laundry. A guy who can use the phone book would be nice. A guy who doesn't think 'bringing home the bacon' is where his responsibility begins and ends...

I weeded out the 'fish in the bathtub' types on the first try, because my step dad just looooved to leave a big nasty gasping catfish in the tub when he left for work int he morning... I can't tell you how many times I stepped into the tub early in the morning for my shower and felt a cold slimy fish under my foot.