Should I?.

[Guest]

Please help me...
I have been alone for ten years-truly-and celibate for all of them......apart from masturbating occasionally.
Now, after seeing pics. on the net.,I am looking at my dog in a different light.
How do I cope weith this.

 

[Whispersecret]

Get a grip.
Don't fuck the dog.
Use your hand more often.

 

[Bigdog]

Yeah, what she said!

Sincerely,
the Dog

 

[Guest]

Me thinks the Zeke "dog joke" posts are coming back. Ever think of that one? lol

 

[Aussie Worm]

Knock a small hole in the wall and screw that.

Your dog will thank you for it.

 

[AusTess]

Buy a really really ugly dog.
*s*

 

[fgarvb1]

I tried that for a couple of years.........

NO! Not the dog.!

And in the fullness of time went back to dating again.

 

[Bs]

Please help me....
after seeing pics. on the net.,I am looking at my dog in a different light.
How do I cope weith this.

Have you tried buying new light bulbs?

Or


Maybe you should show your dog the pics and see what he says about it.... and let us know what he said (the dog)...
then I'll tell you how to proceed...


Hey keep us posted on how the therapy is working out...

 

[Mistress]

heh

LOL! hehe listen Sweet Cakes, dont screw the dog..thats just plain sick.
Go out, find some geeky ass girl, ugly as hell and let her have it. Heh, you cant go wrong there, you both will be getting a piece, you might become her hero! =b
Or you can just meet up with someone from this board. (Jk folks get your undies out of your ass.)

 

[AusTess]

Ya know,that brings to mind........

Does anyone have a delicate,ladylike way of pulling ya knickers outta ya arse?
I always manage to look kinda ungainly.