Should Break come drinking with me Saturday?

[breakwall]

Well, she totally dumped me at the bar last night.

We were sitting having a drink and she gets up to talk to the bartender. Next I know, she's talking to this security guy. And the next I know, her and the security guy are gone.

Nice, eh?

 

[Batch]

Well, she totally dumped me at the bar last night.

We were sitting having a drink and she gets up to talk to the bartender. Next I know, she's talking to this security guy. And the next I know, her and the security guy are gone.

Nice, eh?

No!!

Dude, aww that sucks.

 

[y=mx+b]

Well, she totally dumped me at the bar last night.

We were sitting having a drink and she gets up to talk to the bartender. Next I know, she's talking to this security guy. And the next I know, her and the security guy are gone.

Nice, eh?

I figured she couldn't be trusted to be loyal... even just as a friend

 

[breakwall]

i'm just kidding.
Sheesh.

No we had a great time. Her friends were fun too.

 

[Batch]

i'm just kidding.
Sheesh.

No we had a great time. Her friends were fun too.

Damn you!!

 

[poppy1963]

Glad you had a great time!

 

[Marathonman]

Well, she totally dumped me at the bar last night.

We were sitting having a drink and she gets up to talk to the bartender. Next I know, she's talking to this security guy. And the next I know, her and the security guy are gone.

Nice, eh?

dee dee ddeeee

Sounds strangely familiar...



That "dee dee" shit was suppose to sound like the theme from the twilight zone...

 

[breakwall]

dee dee ddeeee

Sounds strangely familiar...



That "dee dee" shit was suppose to sound like the theme from the twilight zone...

I totally got that.

Yeah, I still didn't get laid. Freya's friends are nice and stuff, but they don't put out. Probably because they're married, but it could be that they could totally tell I have a small penis.

 

[TWB]

I want to have a drink with Freya. I want to break in my stilt shoes.

 

[Marathonman]

I totally got that.

Yeah, I still didn't get laid. Freya's friends are nice and stuff, but they don't put out. Probably because they're married, but it could be that they could totally tell I have a small penis.

Dude?

Everyone gets laid with Freya's friends?

Drunk patrons of Pubs in Hickville USA get laid with Freya's friends...

 

[breakwall]

Dude?

Everyone gets laid with Freya's friends?

Drunk patrons of Pubs in Hickville USA get laid with Freya's friends...

thanks, you're a real pal.

And she was wearing heels. Freya is already like 5'11" in sock feet. She was over six feet!
I felt like an ugly Tom Cruise...

 

[Batch]

thanks, you're a real pal.

And she was wearing heels. Freya is already like 5'11" in sock feet. She was over six feet!
I felt like an ugly Tom Cruise...

In the Land of Gargantuans...

Maybe they just forgot you were there?

 

[Marathonman]

thanks, you're a real pal.

And she was wearing heels. Freya is already like 5'11" in sock feet. She was over six feet!
I felt like an ugly Tom Cruise...

I gots your back...

What probably happened was she intimidated all the hottie's away from you with her amazonian size...

Yeah, that's it.

 

[breakwall]

I gots your back...

What probably happened was she intimidated all the hottie's away from you with her amazonian size...

Yeah, that's it.

Thanks MM.
That's exactly what happened.

Next time I'm wearing my KISS boots.

 

[Marathonman]

Thanks MM.
That's exactly what happened.

Next time I'm wearing my KISS boots.

No worries...

You know what looks great with kiss boots...

Nylon parachute pants and jean jackets, but with the sleeves cut off... or better yet, 3/4 length black t-shirts, with white sleeves and then with an Ozzy or Iron Maiden insignia on it...

Yeah, that's it.

 

[Batch]

chick magnet apparel

and a mullet...

so hawt.

 

[Freya]

I figured she couldn't be trusted to be loyal... even just as a friend

Nice.

No worries...

You know what looks great with kiss boots...

Nylon parachute pants and jean jackets, but with the sleeves cut off... or better yet, 3/4 length black t-shirts, with white sleeves and then with an Ozzy or Iron Maiden insignia on it...

Yeah, that's it.

Sadly enough, in my town, this type of outfit is not uncommon.



Well, we had a great time. My head hurts, but that's probably due to the couple of orgasms I had. Break was a great hit with my friends. The inevitable comparisons were made - and he won, hands down. And not girl hands either.

 

[y=mx+b]

Nice.

thank you. it took some effort

 

[Marathonman]

Well, we had a great time. My head hurts, but that's probably due to the couple of orgasms I had. Break was a great hit with my friends. The inevitable comparisons were made - and he won, hands down. And not girl hands either.

Comparisons to whom?

 

[breakwall]

Well, we had a great time. My head hurts, but that's probably due to the couple of orgasms I had. Break was a great hit with my friends. The inevitable comparisons were made - and he won, hands down. And not girl hands either.

It was a lot of fun.
We danced, we laughed.
For the record, Freya looked pretty hot. She was showing serious cleave.

But I decided next time to go with the "flabby and sweat stained" look. That tubbo totally picked up.

 

[Freya]

Comparisons to whom?

uhhh...the last person I met for a beer?

The same girlfriend that was with me in Michigan was there last night.

Break is such a chatty Cathy, it's funny. I was going to have him and my other friend have a talking contest, but I was afraid their heads would explode after a while.

 

[Marathonman]

I had time to think about it during my "morning constitution" and the light turned on...

...and the expression is "chatty patty"....easterners..



edited to correct my typos, this being such an articulate, well-thought out post.

 

[Freya]

It was a lot of fun.
We danced, we laughed.
For the record, Freya looked pretty hot. She was showing serious cleave.

But I decided next time to go with the "flabby and sweat stained" look. That tubbo totally picked up.

That guy was fucking beautiful. I wonder if the fact that he seemed to have breasts on his back was what accounted for the symmetry of his sweat stains.

 

[Freya]

Ok, I'm off to a baby's birthday party. This is going to hurt.


Break, I totally love you. Thanks for hanging with me and my girls last night.

 

[breakwall]

uhhh...the last person I met for a beer?

The same girlfriend that was with me in Michigan was there last night.

Break is such a chatty Cathy, it's funny. I was going to have him and my other friend have a talking contest, but I was afraid their heads would explode after a while.

She won.
I couldn't compete. I only caught about half of what she said. Most of it was:

"YOU KNOW WHAYELL YELL YELL, YELL YELL. YELL! YELL YELL YELL, YELL YELL!!"