Shopping online for a wedding kilt.

[Shagly]

I need fitted for a wedding kilt.

June is 6 months away and I am not letting it go this time.

 

[Tryharder62]

Are you getting married?

 

[McKenna]

http://www.utilikilts.com/

 

[Shagly]

Are you getting married?

Hopefully.

 

[Shagly]

http://www.utilikilts.com/

Where's my tartan?

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh man congratulations! You'll still post naughty things though right? I'll be celebrating my 25th about that time. Scary! Very Scary!!!!

 

[Shagly]

Oh man congratulations! You'll still post naughty things though right? I'll be celebrating my 25th about that time. Scary! Very Scary!!!!

You have been married for 25 years?

You must be doing something right.

 

[McKenna]

Hopefully.

Does she know she's getting married?

 

[McKenna]

Where's my tartan?

Which are you looking for? I've got connections in the old country.

 

[Shagly]

Which are you looking for? I've got connections in the old country.

Davidsons & Campbells.

 

[Shagly]

Does she know she's getting married?

Not until her belly gets bigger.

 

[McKenna]

Not until her belly gets bigger.

What the...?!

 

[Shagly]

What the...?!

She's game already......sheesh!

 

[McKenna]

She's game already......sheesh!

You're quite the romantic. I do hope you at least buy her a beer first.

 

[Shagly]

You're quite the romantic. I do hope you at least buy her a beer first.

She is not into brew, she likes Columbian ganja.

 

[McKenna]

She is not into brew, she likes Columbian ganja.

Wait, was that a reference to your penis?

 

[Shagly]

Wait, was that a reference to your penis?

No my penis is not on fire, she prefers the bong.