Shopping for smarts and love

[Northern Lights]

Let's go shopping. Say you're buying a lover and you've gotten to the options list.

You have $100 remaining to spend and you still have to buy a brain and a heart. You can spend as much or as little on each, but you can't spend more than $100 total for both.

$100 will buy the best brain available, spend less and you get less brain. $100 will also buy the best heart available, but less money spent, less heart. For example, $60 for brain + $40 for heart = $100.

How would you spend your last 100 bucks and why?

 

[MechaBlade]

What exactly do you mean by heart?

 

[Northern Lights]

What exactly do you mean by heart?

Let's say the heart represents love.

 

[MechaBlade]

So if I spend $0 on heart, she won't love me?

 

[SXCRgirl]

That's a tough question.

If you split it down the middle, you'll have middle of the road person. If you spend most of your money on a brain, then you'll suffer in the *emotional* part. If you spend too much on heart, then stimulating conversation may not be possible.

Heck, I don't know what I am saying. I guess I should have thought about it more before hitting reply.

 

[just pet]

So if I spend $0 on heart, she won't love me?

But if she has a $100 brain... won't she be so smart to realize you are the one for her?

 

[MechaBlade]

But if she has a $100 brain... won't she be so smart to realize you are the one for her?

No one said I (the buyer) was the one for her. I mean that'd be nice, but in the interest of making this fair, I think we have to split up brain and heart.

 

[Northern Lights]

So if I spend $0 on heart, she won't love me?

That's the idea.

 

[Northern Lights]

That's a tough question.

If you split it down the middle, you'll have middle of the road person. If you spend most of your money on a brain, then you'll suffer in the *emotional* part. If you spend too much on heart, then stimulating conversation may not be possible.

Heck, I don't know what I am saying. I guess I should have thought about it more before hitting reply.

That's what makes it hard for me, too, although I'm leaning toward a little more brain.

 

[APhil]

Down the middle....

equal parts passion and intelligence.

 

[MechaBlade]

I was going to put a higher brain and an okay amount of heart, but then I figured, "hey, I'm buying a lover, not a wife."

$20 brain
$80 heart

Because she loves me a lot, I can have lots of fun with her. Who cares if she's kinda dumb?

 

[AzureAngel]

$40 brain
$60 heart

 

[glamorilla]

I have to agree with the $20 Brains/$80 Heart.

 

[scylis]

i'd put the $100 in brains.

and then i'd whip out me charge card and buy that $100 heart!

boooonnnggg!

 

[Northern Lights]

I'd spend $65 on the brains and $35 on the heart. Smart women turn me on so much.

 

[APhil]

Now that I've thought about it....

A lover for me only need be breathing and able to get turned on.

So I figure since we only use ~5% of our brains for activity such as that...

$5 brains
$95 heart

 

[badasschick]

$80 Brain
$10 heart
$10-special option package


I can't afford too much love in my life now.

 

[APhil]

$10-special option package.

What exactly would that "package" entail?

 

[badasschick]

What exactly would that "package" entail?

The ability to be Badass with me.

 

[SilverVeil]

" Shop smart .... Shop S- Mart !! "


Sorry I just could not resist.