Shooting distance

[selonia123]

This is a question for the guy's out there (but then some girls could be included in this... pix would be interesting on that). What is the longest linear distance from the feet whilst seated anyone has cum?

I know that sounds like a curious question, but from mirriads of porn films, the chaps don't tend to get it very far (probably down to 'over use'). Out of curiosity, whilst entertaining myself in the most primordial of ways, I decided to measure it (I know - but I am English). The furthest shot went 2.1 metres (82.7" for the non-metric readers).

Ignore this if you think I am just a freak, but its a curious thought.

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[rickybrown]

my hand!

when i was a lad my cum shot along way but i usually catch it in my hand now

 

[bisexplicit]

This isn't exactly a how to question...you might get more responses if you posted it in the playground.

Personally, I can't say I'm fascinated by the subject. Nor can I see an advantage to "long distance" cum shooting. ("Hey honey, let's see if I can cum on you from five feet away! We won't even have to touch!")

 

[selonia123]

It was meant as a curious question, thats all. I think there is no need for cynicism, but thanks for your valued input.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I once shot 42 feet, 10 inches. Of course I was receiving a handjob on the balcony of a 3 story building at the time. Personally, I shoot for accuracy, not distance.

 

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[LadyJeanne]

Can't help with distance estimates - it's usually a very short to a very, very short distance while I'm there.

 

[ggoof]

I once shot 42 feet, 10 inches. Of course I was receiving a handjob on the balcony of a 3 story building at the time. Personally, I shoot for accuracy, not distance.

LOL! how acurate where you on the 42 feet (and 10 inches)?

 

[TBKahuna123]

LOL! how acurate where you on the 42 feet (and 10 inches)?

Missed my target by about 6 feet. Hit some poor little blue haired lady by the pool. It was quite amusing. I think she thought a bird got her with a fly by attack.

 

[spagester]

I once shot 42 feet, 10 inches. Of course I was receiving a handjob on the balcony of a 3 story building at the time. Personally, I shoot for accuracy, not distance.

LMAO that is to funny. I almost pissed my pants.

 

[spagester]

This isn't exactly a how to question...you might get more responses if you posted it in the playground.

Personally, I can't say I'm fascinated by the subject. Nor can I see an advantage to "long distance" cum shooting. ("Hey honey, let's see if I can cum on you from five feet away! We won't even have to touch!")

That's why it's a guy thing. Only guys think about stuff like this. It's what makes women like us so much.

 

[ggoof]

Missed my target by about 6 feet. Hit some poor little blue haired lady by the pool. It was quite amusing. I think she thought a bird got her with a fly by attack.

quite a bird that came bye there. I wonder if this sport could become an olympic discipline

 

[TBKahuna123]

quite a bird that came bye there. I wonder if this sport could become an olympic discipline

In college I was actually part of the US Amature Masturbation team. Unfortunately a training accident kept me out of the '91 World Junior Championships.

I developed Carpal Tunnel.

 

[TBKahuna123]

This isn't exactly a how to question...you might get more responses if you posted it in the playground.

Personally, I can't say I'm fascinated by the subject. Nor can I see an advantage to "long distance" cum shooting. ("Hey honey, let's see if I can cum on you from five feet away! We won't even have to touch!")

Are you trying to say your kink is superior to my kink?

 

[TBKahuna123]

LMAO that is to funny. I almost pissed my pants.

You shoulda whipped it out and pissed for distance! Now that, I'm sorry to say, IS a contest I have participated in. All I can say is that alcohol was involved and I'll leave it at that.

 

[justjamie]

intresting thread, I'll be watching this... and yes Im a girl, and no I have no idea how far i can squirt or shoot, prolly not even half a foot...

 

[rosebud5446]

i don't know how long the actual distance, but Peter North shoots some pretty amazing loads

 

[RagingWillard]

Peter North is the second coming of Christ. Maritimes for the win!

But yeah he just cums for a long long time, not much distance i don't think.

 

[wicked woman]

God another size thread, I do believe.

 

[bisexplicit]

Are you trying to say your kink is superior to my kink?

No, I'm trying to say I'm superior in every way, TBK. You should know me well enough to know thats what I always mean.

 

[Big Ben IV]

Well i wasent shur about posting this, but somone talked me into it Ok i read a thing online once about how far the average guy shoots, it got me wondering cause i seemed mine went further than that. So one day I measured and found that mine went 5ft 4in, which lead me to belive im some sort of freak of nature...lol

 

[justjamie]

freak of nature or not.. Big ben that is HOT

 

[human_male]

Mine doesn't shoot at all, it just sort of dribbles. Great. Now I have something else to feel insecure about.

Thanks a lot, man.

 

[cocktan]

Mine doesn't shoot at all, it just sort of dribbles. Great. Now I have something else to feel insecure about.

Thanks a lot, man.

thats ok, so does mine most of the time.. although i was masturbating this one time and i though i had pulled a muscule or somthing cause when i came i heard a snap or splash or somthing, later after cleaning up i found some cum dripping down the wall on the other side of my appt (about 15 feet away). i think it happened because i was moving my hand so fast and cought an up swing so it was thrown from me, but i am not sure

^_^

 

[RaginCajun77]

One I was making love to my gal (she is 5'8") and I was going to pull out and cum on her pussy lips well she had her arms over head, she was laying on her back, and so when i shot, it shot her in the arm pit.