*shiver* This is sort of creepy...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Oilpainter]

No, I dont like buildings when I am alone in them I spook easily and my vivid imagination always seems to just make the situation even worse. Good luck Bratcat. Hope you can get out of there soon!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Starfish]

For a strong sense of security, I keep telling people to carry a sword with them in situations like these, but no one listens to me.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Starfish]

Oh, why?

No, Because then you couldn't use it to cut through the lock on the top drawer of the desk of that person you hate to high hell and you can piss in the drawer.

LOL

DO IT!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Get Right Up And

Sing An Entire Song Really Loudly!

Dance The Length Of The Room, Then Go To The Bathroom Humming. Nothing'll Come Within Miles Of You At That

Then Get Back To Work As Normal.

The Security Guards'll Kill Themselves Laughing!

 

[SimGuy]

For a strong sense of security, I keep telling people to carry a sword with them in situations like these, but no one listens to me.

That's one part that is nice about being a guy....

We've got our 'sword' with us at all times.
Of course, it tends to lose it's steel during some of those real high-pucker-factor moments that life occasionally offers.

 

[scylis]

Oh, why?

No, Because then you couldn't use it to cut through the lock on the top drawer of the desk of that person you hate to high hell and you can piss in the drawer.

LOL

DO IT!

it could be a magic sword. druids often use wooden swords perminently enchanted with the spell ironwood, making them just as tough as if it were made of steel.

i don't see why the same couldn't be done to a ceramic one.

but then they can't have a folded blade, and they can't go *TING* when the light hits them just right like in the movies and anime. and that would be no fun at all.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Starfish]

NO HELP?

Okay, Piss in a cup and then dump it out when you get outside and ditch the cup?


Really.. I am so fucking resourceful. You can bow down to me at any time.

Hey... people pay money to see pics of women pissing into desk drawers at the office.

 

[Cherry]

Yeah, but ...

Okay, Piss in a cup and then dump it out when you get outside and ditch the cup?

Sure enough the janitor would walk around the corner just as she squat.