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and other fabulous britisms.

1. shite

a very british and therefore great way of saying shit. shite sounds much more effective than shit

'karen looks like five kinds of shite today'

2. Shite

Just like shit, but more fun to say.

3. shite

a much more effective way to say shit

YOURE talking SHITE!

what are your favourites?
 
TorontoBoyWest said:
I have always loved your reverse peace sign as a symbol of contempt.
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do you know the history of that?
it's literally hundreds of years of traditional insult.
or so they say...

This salute dates back to the English Longbowman who fought the French during the Hundred Years War (1337 – 1453). The French hated the English archers who used the Longbow with such devastating effect. Any English archers who were caught by the French had their Index and middle fingers chopped off from their right hand- a terrible penalty for an archer. This led to the practice of the English archers, especially in siege situations, taunting their French enemy with their continued presence by raising their two fingers in the ‘Two-Fingered Salute’ meaning “You haven’t cut off my fingers !”
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The answer is most obviously D -- all of the above.

Happenstance

If a friend manages a rich insult they are confronted by a rude, crooked pinky gesture.

No need to read in between teh lines.
 
dolf said:
do you know the history of that?
it's literally hundreds of years of traditional insult.
or so they say...
Click to expand...
This salute dates back to the English Longbowman who fought the French during the Hundred Years War (1337 – 1453). The French hated the English archers who used the Longbow with such devastating effect. Any English archers who were caught by the French had their Index and middle fingers chopped off from their right hand- a terrible penalty for an archer. This led to the practice of the English archers, especially in siege situations, taunting their French enemy with their continued presence by raising their two fingers in the ‘Two-Fingered Salute’ meaning “You haven’t cut off my fingers !”
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This is a revelation.

What I mean is that I'd always thought the longbow a recent invention in 1415, when 6,000 English defeated 36,000 French at Agincourt. As it happens, they used the same weapon in their victories at Crecy and Poitiers as well (1346 and 1356, respectively).

How stupid are the fucking French?? The Germans would have seen Agincourt coming from ten miles away!

Jesus Christ Almighty, thank you for not letting me be born in France.
 


Porky pies.

Boot.

Windscreen.

Petrol.

Lift.

Flat.

Ta.

Berkshire hunt.





In fact, it sometimes seems as if y'all damn near have a separate language (as observed by both H. L. Mencken and Bernard Shaw). To borrow a phrase from Steve Martin, "Those French [English] people have a different word for almost everything!"


 
dolf said:
do you know the history of that?
it's literally hundreds of years of traditional insult.
or so they say...
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well i've learned something new again. fuck you! :kiss:


personally, i like tosser
 
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