Gaseous Clay
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Which do you prefer?
Shit or Get off the pot....
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Get off the pot after I shit. Way to go asshole if you are trying to show us interesting intelligent posts.
I give this one
-10 for input
+10 for stupidity
-10 for originality (Laurel gave you the idea)
The score Miss Ford? Is -10
I give this one
-10 for input
+10 for stupidity
-10 for originality (Laurel gave you the idea)
The score Miss Ford? Is -10
Lost Cause
It's a wrap!
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Make sense or not? What do you prefer?
Does your Parent's know you're on Daddy's computer?
Does your Parent's know you're on Daddy's computer?
ksmybuttons
Push and Pull
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Isn't the whole purpose of the statement to prevent hemorroids? Now amongst my friends, we have determined that it usually men who take in the reading material. I have often wondered if the smell is from acutal shit or just the daily build up of gas...
just pondering.
just pondering.
Laurel
Kitty Mama
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AusTess said:
Yet another reason why I have cats, not kids.
Look! This guy had the same grandma as me!
http://soothfast.topcities.com/grandma.html
You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.
Act your age, not your shoe size.
Dry up and blow away.
The only point you've got is the one on the top of your head.
If you can't be right, be loud.
We were so poor we didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
He came in here like a truckload of turkeys.
If you don't shut up I'm liable to haul off and knock your teeth down your throat.
You want me to slap a knot in your head?
If your nose grew every time you told a lie, it would reach all the way down to the lake.
Oh, bullshit.
That's another shirt down the shithole.
Drop dead.
You are the grand-daddy of the assholes.
You're so crooked they'll have to screw you into the ground when you die.
I wouldn't buy that for all the tea in China.
Quit talking to me like I'm some two-headed idiot.
Your clothes are so wrinkled you look like an unmade bed.
That looks like hell.
Watch your mouth, buster, or I'll smack you into the middle of next week.
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ksmybuttons
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Re: More Great Grandmotherly Wisdom
Aren't they a protected class? I think they are...
Laurel said:
Aren't they a protected class? I think they are...
MorgaineLaFay
goodirishgirl
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I don’t have ta shit...There for...I won’t get off the pot...
Morgy
Morgy
Gaseous Clay
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Hey me too. See, we have something in common.
I give this one
-10 for the asshole remark(couldn't you think of a better insult?)
-10 for responding to an asshole
+10 for missing commas.
Your score -10
See, we have a lot in common. Asshole.
ksmybuttons
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Diarrhea is much more caustic. It can keep you on the pot for awhile. So if you are going for the burn...
It's literal translation from latin is "through flow."
It's literal translation from latin is "through flow."
scylis
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nasty said:
yes, sorry. go straight to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200. full house, read 'em and weep! we'll go with BLUE and draw 4, bitch! my three sixes beats your 2 twos, making China, and all of Asia, MINE! ooo! a natural 20! CRITICAL HIT!!!
uhh... what was i saying again?
huh? pudding sex? what?
