Shit happens when .....

[Lady_Sam]

Re: Shit Happens When.....

Your 3yr old son steals your favorite expensive lipstick and makes beautiful drawing on all areas around and on dresser and also puts it all over body right before you have to leave for town.

Or when he tells you he wants to play with your beep beeps and that he wants some too.

I'm there with you ReNae, my son has this fascination for taking my shirt and pulling the collar down so he can look in. Or putting his head up my shirt. Have to keep telling him he can't go back in.

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Re: Re: Shit Happens When.....

I'm there with you ReNae, my son has this fascination for taking my shirt and pulling the collar down so he can look in. Or putting his head up my shirt. Have to keep telling him he can't go back in.

My little ones fascination with breast started when he was old enough to realize mommy didn't take one of hers off like his GM does since she has had BC and now a prosthesis. So he likes to play with her extras and believes he needs to play with real ones at home... or just get some for himself.

these little guys are such a fun mess

 

[MrKinkMaster]

shit happens

When your 4 year old twin boys find the "wonderful" world of 1-900 phone numbers and you only find out when you get the phone bill the following month!!!

 

[LRC]

you serve Ex-Lax Brownies

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Re: shit happens

When your 4 year old twin boys find the "wonderful" world of 1-900 phone numbers and you only find out when you get the phone bill the following month!!!

Ouch that would hurt. and I am afraid some tushies would be too.

 

[pondman]

Bump

Shit happens when it's suppository nigh in the nursing home.

 

[pondman]

Re: Bump

Shit happens when your thead die and your the one that killed it.

 

[Rex1960]

shit happens ?

hey c'mon ya'll - don't stop posting here - was fun so far

Rex

 

[pondman]

Shit happens when

Your wife finds your girlfreind panties in the glovebox.

 

[Rex1960]

shit happens...

...when you're invited like "bring your wife or g/f"

and you really don't want to choose...

 

[pondman]

Re: shit happens...

...when you're invited like "bring your wife or g/f"

and you really don't want to choose...

lmao

 

[Rex1960]

yep - lmao

but know what ?

... can't take them both to that party...


...'cause they don't know eachother...


roflmao

 

[InnocentAngel81]

shit happens when your getting freaky with your man and ms cleo knocks on your bedroom door

 

[Georgia Girl]

Shit happens when you go through airport security and they pulls your toys out of your bag to look at them.

Dawn

 

[Rex1960]

Shit happens when you go through airport security and they pulls your toys out of your bag to look at them.

Dawn

guess it's the only funny thing about that job.
bet you made their day

Rex (still roflmao)

 

[DevilBoy79]

shit happens when your getting freaky with your man and ms cleo knocks on your bedroom door

oh lord i remember that day, wanted to kill her eh him whatever

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Shit Happens When.....

You hubby finds out you have made over 100 posts in 2 days and really passed his totals...

Love ya sweetie

 

[Liontamr]

Shit happens..

When you take a playoff hockey game off the TV and put it on the home and garden network.

 

[KinkyKat]

Good philosophy has no bounds....only horizons.

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Shit Happens When.....

You have lived at Lit all day and played with so many friends and dinner is not ready when the hubby comes home from a long day at work..

Kisses,
ReNae

 

[His_kitty]

Re: Shit Happens When.....

You hubby finds out you have made over 100 posts in 2 days and really passed his totals...

Love ya sweetie

Or when you introduce your cyber lover to this discussion board and he becomes extremely competitive, trying to get more posts than you do.

lmao ...... so sad when the one ya love turns on you that way


kitty


btw like how I didn't point out your nick?
*looks up a few lines*

~eg~

 

[patient1]

The movie "Pulp Fiction" should have been entitled:

"Shit Happens When You're in the Can"

The resturant robbery, the boxer returning to his apartment, the bosses girlfriend mistaking the heroine for cocaine, the apartment massacre, all happened while somebody went to the bathroom.

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Re: Re: Shit Happens When.....

Or when you introduce your cyber lover to this discussion board and he becomes extremely competitive, trying to get more posts than you do.

lmao ...... so sad when the one ya love turns on you that way


kitty


btw like how I didn't point out your nick?
*looks up a few lines*

~eg~

Ok that was said totally out of fun because my hubby started this thread and we do compete in a fun way... I play when he works and he plays when I am at school.... I am just more chatty.

and thanks for the concern for him... he will appreciate it after this ...

Kisses,
ReNae

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Shit Happens When.....

When your 3yr old tells your mother you just got rings in your nipples....

 

[KinkyKat]

Kat laughs at His_kitty (who is literally his Kitty) because she has zoomed past him with 27 posts.

I love this thread....btw. <grin>