Shit happens when .....

[pondman]

Add your own funny ending.


Shit happens when you party naked.

 

[RastaPope]

...when you go on a Pabst and Taco-Bell bender.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Shit happens when.....

You let your young kids be the parents for the day and you are the kids for the day.....

DON'T DO IT !!!!!!

Just tried it today....... very frustrating.

 

[Lady_Sam]

Your 3 year old gets ahold of your nail polish...and paints his face, chest, legs and feet...completely missing his nails.

 

[pondman]

Your 3 year old gets ahold of your nail polish...and paints his face, chest, legs and feet...completely missing his nails.

been there no fun.

 

[Lady_Sam]

been there no fun.

Especially when you can't find the fingernail polish remover.

 

[Rex1960]

Your 3 year old ...

lmao - i know exactly what you mean !!

my soon to be 3 yo babygirl decided to waste an entire bottle of baby powder all over her room... instead of sleeping peacefully.

Shit happens...

when my daughter seeing me completely naked the first time (happened about a month ago) pointed to my manhood and said:
"when i grow old i want that myself !!"
so i explained to her beeing a girl growing older she'll become a wife, a lady whatever but definately not a man.
She pouted and replied "i don't care - i want such a thing"

(since that day i think about getting me a gun and patrol the house)

Rex

 

[Sillyman]

Shit happens when your grandparents find $400 on there credit card bill for porn site membership...

 

[Lady_Sam]

lmao - i know exactly what you mean !!

my soon to be 3 yo babygirl decided to waste an entire bottle of baby powder all over her room... instead of sleeping peacefully.

Shit happens...

when my daughter seeing me completely naked the first time (happened about a month ago) pointed to my manhood and said:
"when i grow old i want that myself !!"
so i explained to her beeing a girl growing older she'll become a wife, a lady whatever but definately not a man.
She pouted and replied "i don't care - i want such a thing"

(since that day i think about getting me a gun and patrol the house)

Rex

Wait till you get "Daddy...this is Joe....I love him" And you can't stand the kid.

 

[Rex1960]

Wait till you get "Daddy...this is Joe....I love him" And you can't stand the kid.

bong hit ... can't think of it actually...
but might happen some day... (has Bill Gates a son ?)

Rex

 

[p_p_man]

shit happens...

When you go to India for a holiday and have a curry thinking it'd be the same as in your local Tandoori Restaurant back home...

 

[unclej]

when you fry chicken nekid...

 

[wizbit9]

l

 

[MissTaken]

Shit happens

when you go to Mexico, eat the burritos and drink the water.

 

[wizbit9]

shit happens when you drink vodka and red bull all night followed by a shish kebab and waking up in a complete strangers bed with condoms on your feet and a satanic cross drawn on your newly shaved chest

 

[BustyTheClown]

shit happens when you drink vodka and red bull all night followed by a shish kebab and waking up in a complete strangers bed with condoms on your feet and a satanic cross drawn on your newly shaved chest

lmao! crazy Brits

 

[roxie]

Shit happens when you let your mother hold onto the extra check book and then get the mail (i.e. no bounced check notices) arggh!

 

[nasty]

Shit happens when you sit on the pot.

 

[shynsexy]

lmao - i know exactly what you mean !!

my soon to be 3 yo babygirl decided to waste an entire bottle of baby powder all over her room... instead of sleeping peacefully.

Shit happens...

when my daughter seeing me completely naked the first time (happened about a month ago) pointed to my manhood and said:
"when i grow old i want that myself !!"
so i explained to her beeing a girl growing older she'll become a wife, a lady whatever but definately not a man.
She pouted and replied "i don't care - i want such a thing"

(since that day i think about getting me a gun and patrol the house)

Rex

reminds me of a story i read here at lit... be careful if she starts hating mommy

 

[Monazwx]

Shit happens when . . .

You have to throw beer bottles out of the car window when you hear the police siren.

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Shit Happens When.....

Your 3yr old son steals your favorite expensive lipstick and makes beautiful drawing on all areas around and on dresser and also puts it all over body right before you have to leave for town.

Or when he tells you he wants to play with your beep beeps and that he wants some too.

 

[Georgia Girl]

When your 4 yr old suddenly strips at nap time at school and announces he is sleeping naked today.

Dawn

 

[Lady_Sam]

When your 4 yr old suddenly strips at nap time at school and announces he is sleeping naked today.

Dawn

Hehe Dawn, I can just imagine their reaction

 

[Marxist]

...when a beautiful woman from south Georgia won't answer your emails...

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hehe Dawn, I can just imagine their reaction

Oh I got a call from the school right away, they were having no luck at convincing him he could not do that.

Sir Marxist....the next set of questions were to come from you, I only got answers - no questions. Care to start over.

Dawn