Shirt Buttons?

[PacificBlue]

Why do women's shirts button one way and men's another way?

 

[LukkyKnight]

So you can tell them apart, of course.

 

[It'sasecret]

It has something to do with waayyyyyyyyyyyyy back in the day. I recall something about men (or is it the other way around?) where dressed by women so the bottons we made for the one doing the bottoning.

 

[PacificBlue]

hmm... plausible answers but does anyone know for sure?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Close.

It's because men are so clumsy that to UNDRESS women they needed the buttons in the way they were more accustomed to from doing their own clothing, so they're mirror images..

 

[lost]

It has something to do with waayyyyyyyyyyyyy back in the day. I recall something about men (or is it the other way around?) where dressed by women so the bottons we made for the one doing the bottoning.

Thats right it cones from the ladies maid thing

 

[islandman]

Why do women's shirts button one way and men's another way?

So you can tell them apart in the dark, silly.

 

[Freya]

The part I hate is that men's shirts have a button between the breasteses, and women's don't - so ours tend to gap open if the fit isn't perfect.

 

[ExLimey]

The part I hate is that men's shirts have a button between the breasteses, and women's don't - so ours tend to gap open if the fit isn't perfect.

But that's the part we LOVE

 

[islandman]

The part I hate is that men's shirts have a button between the breasteses, and women's don't - so ours tend to gap open if the fit isn't perfect.

This is a problem why exactly? From my vantage point, whomever it was that designed women's shirts deserves the Nobel prize or something similar.

Or I could just be a perv.

 

[LukkyKnight]

This is a problem why exactly? From my vantage point, whomever it was that designed women's shirts deserves the Nobel prize or something similar.

Or I could just be a perv.

I'm thinking that makes it the Hefner Piece prize.

 

[Freya]

This is a problem why exactly? From my vantage point, whomever it was that designed women's shirts deserves the Nobel prize or something similar.

Or I could just be a perv.

umm, you're a perv.

Yes, I know you guys like that - I hate it. If I want cleavage, I'll show cleavage - but I hate that silly gap. The wind blows in and my boobies get cold.

 

[LukkyKnight]

...The wind blows in and my boobies get cold.

This we can fix.

 

[islandman]

umm, you're a perv.

Yes, I know you guys like that - I hate it. If I want cleavage, I'll show cleavage - but I hate that silly gap. The wind blows in and my boobies get cold.

I was once told I was a "boobie warmer" if that's of any help to you.

 

[PacificBlue]

Ok, well that answers that question. My life can move on now.

That "gappy" thing...annoying, I very much agree.

 

[Freya]

Ok, well that answers that question. My life can move on now.

That "gappy" thing...annoying, I very much agree.

Glad I'm not the only one.


Seems we have plenty of offers of warmth around here though.

 

[PacificBlue]

Glad I'm not the only one.


Seems we have plenty of offers of warmth around here though.

So, I see. However, the offers are all on the wrong coast.

Dang it.

 

[islandman]

Seems we have plenty of offers of warmth around here though.

I'm an islandman. I'm supposed to be hot-blooded.

 

[Freya]

So, I see. However, the offers are all on the wrong coast.

Dang it.

Aren't they always? That's my online life story.


Islandman, you're hot alright.

 

[islandman]

Aren't they always? That's my online life story.


Islandman, you're hot alright.

Are you sure we're all on the wrong coast?

 

[PacificBlue]

Are you sure we're all on the wrong coast?

Damn sure.

 

[islandman]

There's a guy named "Mr. Big" who lives in your neck of the woods. Maybe I could introduce you two......................

 

[patient1]

This is a problem why exactly? From my vantage point, whomever it was that designed women's shirts deserves the Nobel prize or something similar.

Or I could just be a perv.

Once upon a time, in a country called France , where men were men like Chauvan, and women were women, ( or so the story goes)- This guy named Louis Blouse designed clothes just to keep women down. He invented the backwards-buttoning shirt with the intent of making them helpless & accessible.

It worked so well, & he became so popular as a result of it, that there was a movement to have him canonized- But we already had a Saint Louis Blues, so The Pope nixed it.

Actually "It's a secret" & "lost" are correct. It's a right-handed world, & ladies had chambermaids to dress them. Fashion is for the wealthy.

Anyway, I figure that a dresser is a practical thing when you're wearing a corsett .