DVS
A ghost from your dreams
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Well, you know you could move to a farm. Make you a nice spot in the corner of the barn, and maybe find you a nice tree out in one of your fields for those special "outings" on those nice summer nights. Shit, you could even find you an old out of the way fence you could tie each other to for fun.
All you'd have to worry about would be cows, cow pies and maybe an occasional goffer or snake. But, most of those would be more afraid of you, and leave you alone. Take a cell phone for emergency calls and tell the kids not to call you unless the house is on fire.
Oh, there would be the normal biting insects, if you are susseptable to them. Damn bugs can eatcha alive, if you don't prepare for 'em.
All you'd have to worry about would be cows, cow pies and maybe an occasional goffer or snake. But, most of those would be more afraid of you, and leave you alone. Take a cell phone for emergency calls and tell the kids not to call you unless the house is on fire.
Oh, there would be the normal biting insects, if you are susseptable to them. Damn bugs can eatcha alive, if you don't prepare for 'em.
