She's Gonna Freak, But....

[Cousin Crazy]

....I have to tell my cousin how much I want her.

Yada Yada Yada.

It's wrong.
It's incest.
Blood is too close.
Our mothers are sisters.

Still.
She drives me out of my mind.
All I can think about is kissing her.
She's a very pretty girl, but I have to admit that taste of the Forbidden makes her that much hotter.

We are both adults.
Both 20, three months apart.
I know all about birth control.
We wouldn't take any chances.

Help, please.
Any advice would be appreciated.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Here's some advice:

tell me about it when she shuts you down and tells all her sisters and then her mom and then your mom. I could use a good laugh.

 

[flawed_ethics]

Don't.

As much as you seemingly want to.

You'll look back some time from now and think to yourself 'Phew!'

 

[YogiBare]

Please don't do it. It'll mess up your relationship with her for years, maybe decades. There needs to be a boundary there. You love her, and that's great. However, no nooky. for the trime being, until you find a female who is not a family member, find a movie star or rock star to transfer all that sexual desire to.

YB

PS I have three super-hot female cousins! Don't go there.

 

[MissVictoria]

Some things are best left to the realm of fantasy.

Not only would a refusal be devastating, but acceptance could be potentially devastating as well.

Also, what if you find out that she isn't everything you thought she was? Your relationship with her is permanantly screwed up.

So fantasize all you want... but my advice is, leave it alone.

 

[Rrrosyn]

Don't ruin the special relationship cousins all ready have. I am very close to mine. A couple of my guy cousins are sometimes my best friends Well, not the one who forcefully tit-fucked me, but that's a seperate story.

You need to take a good look at reality. The possibilities of such an announcement are none too good for you.

 

[Gaultier]

tell me

If u really want her, you should try to get her.

Try to find out how she feels about u, spent some time alone with her. Try to ask her out for a movie. Try to build up one of the moments, where both sides tell their secrets, knowing that whatever will be told it will never be told to anybody else.


Of course, think about the consequences, what u both fall in love....are u already in love. IT could be the strongest love u ever will witness. Will u be able to tell the world about it ?


I witnessed similar experiences...it can devastate you or be the best experience ever.

If you want her, go for her.

 

[Cousin Crazy]

Well, of course I ignored all your sound advice.
I told her tonight.

 

[Guest]

Results?

Anyways, I hope you're life isn't ruined. Can't say I would've done the same, but I've done my fair share of stupid shit in my life.

 

[poohlive]

More incest? Whoo hoo!!!
The Pooh Patrol is out again.

Ahhh, damnit. This is a probable case, but still it defines itself under the cause of stupidity. I must do my duty to honor it.

Cousins? I admit it isn't a first. Cousin incest is actually more common than any other kind (unless you are freudian.. and then you're on a whole other boat). That's still not a good excuse though...
Think of it this way, if you two do fall in love, you're going to have to go to your uncle and ask for her hand in marriage? Oh, lol, I'd love to see that. Someone's going to call Jerry Springer. I betcha a hundred bucks. Damn trailer parks, I bet it's on speed dial somewhere.
"Jerry? Them cousins are fighting again, and they are both cheating on each other with the mail man. Send a film crew over her right away!!!"
Then, you might not want marriage, from what you've said you just want to have sex with her. I can't blame you, there are a few family members who I have fantasized about. It's odd how there's always that one cousin in the family that is just so hot. Damn genetics, a curse I tell you, a curse.
That's not the problem though, being a guy, you would fantasize about any woman that had something that resembled a vagina between their legs. It's a simple fact of life, men's minds think about sex. There isn't a problem with that... until it involves someone whom you've spent in a bath together when you were three.
Incest fantasies should never be acted upon though. Incest is a horrible word usually attached to a forty year old uncle who just raped his six year old niece or nephew and is now on the run somewhere in Tennessee.
Even if it is between two consenting adults, don't let the whole age thing get to you. It's still illegal and punishable by law.

Here's a suggestion. First, tell your parents what you're going to do. Then, tell her parents. Finally, tell anyone else in your family; grandparents, other aunts and uncles, siblings, great uncles, god parents. Anyone and everyone related bloodwise.
If... (oh my god, the word if is the strongest word in the english dictionary, I swear) If they all agree, or don't personally object, then I say go for it.
When you ask your cousin out, you are crossing a line. Some people cross this line, who don't care about family or the rest of their lives. If your dick is more important than your family... go for it.

There are over 5 billion people on this world. You are telling me that absolutely none of the girls (2.5 billion, roughly) interest you at all?
If this were back in time, I would feel differently about it. If you are religious at all, you know that when Noah left that ark all he had were his sons and their wives. Some incest had to go on for the human population to continue. Incest for a lack of options still isn't right, but at least it's for a purpose.
There is no purpose here, except to get laid. There are other girls, prettier, better, and ones whom you won't see at the family reunion.
Don't be an ass!

 

[Cousin Crazy]

We talked a lot, and it went pretty well, but she's still on the fence.

No letter to Penthouse yet, but she didn't give me an outright no.
She said she'd think about it.

I'm not sure, but I think it's going to happen.

 

[Guest]

The view that you wouldn't be taking any chances because you'd be using birth control is seriously delusional. Birth control can fail, even when used properly. And the fact that this is your cousin you're talking about; you'd be left with a baby with highly increased chance of having birth defects and genetic diseases. If you are a responsible adult, you'd see this and not take it any further. But I seriously question if you are.

 

[Guest]

So...

Why did you ask for "advice" if you didn't take it since no one said what you wanted to hear? It's obvious to me that you had already had your mind made up, and you were hoping that someone here would tell you "it's okay" or that "they've had those feelings too". You were looking for validation, not advice.

So, tell us more detials. Did your cousin laugh? Did she slap you? Did you look at you in disgust and walk out of the room?

 

[poohlive]

::nodding in agreement with Tiggs::
Oh yes, do tell...

(pointing to the Dark Water thread, in hopes she will go there soon)

 

[Guest]

(I will, Pooh. I will. ~Mua!~)

 

[Cousin Crazy]

It happened.
And it's going to happen again.
We're both very happy.

 

[Guest]

BULLSHIT

 

[Guest]

So, has your mother or aunt found out yet? They going to lock you up soon?

 

[Homer Simpson]

Since I hate all formal forms of social control, I don't wish he'd get arrested, only beaten down severely.

 

[poohlive]

(WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!)


Anyone else hear the flush of modern society?
I know I did.
The worst thing is... I think somehow we helped him in all this.
Damnit all to hell.
DAMNIT ALL TO HELL!!!

(pausing for dramatic effect and waiting for the applause to end)
Thanks folks, I'm here till Tuesday.
Now, onto more important things...

 

[flawed_ethics]

The worst thing is... I think somehow we helped him in all this.

DAMNIT ALL TO HELL!!!

Here's how I see it:
1.) Cousin Crazy is telling the truth, thereby making our stomachs churn in sickness. Alas, he's given hope to others with the same unnatural thoughts. Who knows how many others are inspired by his actions.
2.) He's full of it and is fritzing with our heads, and there are those out there paying good eed and buying it. Oy.

Now, onto more important things...

Right on...

 

[Gaultier]

haha

I see all u people shaking ur heads in disbelief...

...and I see a young woman and a young man, who enjoy themselves.

Who said they were gonna have kids in the first place ?

It is a tough topic....

....just imagine u meet ur a girl, u end up in bed with her and u had no clue she is in fact related to u. What would u do ?

hehehe....is it still insect ? or rather incest ? a nice story to tell ?

maybe it was Crazy Cousins only way to get laid...?


It must be my fever...let me go back to bed

 

[Guest]

Gaultier...

Even if you found out after the fact that you were related to someone you fucked, yes it is still incest. Maybe this was the only way the boy could get laid, but it sure as shit isn't something to brag about!!

 

[poohlive]

Tiggs Rules!!!

No one said that they were going to have kids, but then you have to ask yourselves, what is the ultimate point to dating? Isn't it settling down with a nice woman and then having a family together?
All be it, there is a sowing of the wild oats. That happens with everyone, but in the end we all just want someone to grow old with, and be comfortable with, and love unfulfillingly.

If this boy and this girl are getting some passionate sex, they can do it without breaking the law. There are many partners out there whom don't happen to go to the same family reunion.
Does that put it into better perspective?

 

[Guest]

Besides, my son is proof that condoms can break. Abstaining from sex is the ONLY 100% effective way to NOT get pregnant. So, even if they're not "trying" they could still produce a retard bastard.