She's a super f.......

[SnoopDog]

....reak, super freak, she's super freaky, yeow
Everybody sing, super freak, super freak.

(You thought this was about something else, didn'T you? HA !)

Snoopy

 

[ElizabethWest]

....reak, super freak, she's super freaky, yeow
Everybody sing, super freak, super freak.

(You thought this was about something else, didn'T you? HA !)

Snoopy

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please
{Refrain}
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny!

Snoop, you are just the cutest little Beagle ever. Let's hear it for the late Rick James.

 

[brightlyiburn]

....reak, super freak, she's super freaky, yeow
Everybody sing, super freak, super freak.

(You thought this was about something else, didn'T you? HA !)

Snoopy

No, actually.
Odd, considering I don't think I was even alive when that song came out. I guess I spent too much of my childhood watching VH1.

 

[NoJo]

fragilistic, expialodocious woman.

I love Julie Andrews.

 

[Guest]

I love Julie Andrews.

Super.

Perdita

 

[ElizabethWest]

fragilistic, expialodocious woman.

I love Julie Andrews.

What about the "cali"? Now is that California or calimari or ...

 

[cloudy]

You can't talk about Rick James and leave out the Mary Jane Girls, now!

IN MY HOUSE
Mary Jane Girls

Well you can just believe
I'm the only girl in your life
I'll be your sugar in the morning
And the sweet stuff you need at night
And you can just make believe
When it comes down to makin love
I'll satisfy your every need
And every fantasy you think up

CHORUS:

So when you need a little peace of mind
Come on over boy, anytime
I'll keep you happy and so satisfied
In my house, in my house

So when you need some lovin tenderness
And it's me baby that you miss
Here's the key to unlock the door
To my house (to my house)
wo-oo-oo-oo- in my house
wo-oo-oo-oo in my house

Well anytime of the day or night
When you call me I'll be there
Just call me up on the phone
When you need someone around to care
And when you feel sad and blue
You just come and see me anytime
I'll be waitin for you dear
And your fears you can leave behind
So when you need a little peace of mind
Come on over boy, anytime
I'll keep you happy and so satisfied
In my house, in my house
So when you need some love and tenderness
And it's me baby that you miss
Here's the key to unlock the door to my house (to my house)
In my house
In my house
In my house...

 

[SnoopDog]

Snoop, you are just the cutest little Beagle ever. Let's hear it for the late Rick James.

*smooooooch*

Snoopy,

 

[NoJo]

What about the "cali"? Now is that California or calimari or ...

Ahh. So that's why none of my friends want to sing it along with me...

 

[Hulder]

Got to love a good bawdy song!

Cucumbers Are Better Than Men

A restless young lady from Phuket,
Developed a wonderful trend,
To purchase cucumbers for pleasure,
'Cause she found they were better than men.

Chorus
So line up for your cucumbers, ladies,
They're selling for two bucks apiece,
Your frustrated days are all over,
'Cause cucumbers never get pissed.

In Asia they're eaten with chilis,
In Britain they're put between bread,
But in Phuket we use them as teddies,
'Cause we know that they'll never want head.

Chorus

They'll never leave stains on the mattress,
They're happy to live in the fridge,
The loo seat is never left standing,
And I've never seen cucumber kids.

Chorus

So watch out you mighty marauders,
You're not quite as great as you think,
There's no guarantee it will work again,
And we can't trade you in when it shrinks.

Chorus

 

[Guest]

....reak, super freak, she's super freaky, yeow
Everybody sing, super freak, super freak.

(You thought this was about something else, didn'T you? HA !)

Snoopy

He's dead Ya know.

 

[NoJo]

Got to love a good bawdy song!

Cucumbers Are Better Than Men

A restless young lady from Phuket,
Developed a wonderful trend,
To purchase cucumbers for pleasure,
'Cause she found they were better than men.

Chorus
So line up for your cucumbers, ladies,
They're selling for two bucks apiece,
Your frustrated days are all over,
'Cause cucumbers never get pissed.

In Asia they're eaten with chilis,
In Britain they're put between bread,
But in Phuket we use them as teddies,
'Cause we know that they'll never want head.

Chorus

They'll never leave stains on the mattress,
They're happy to live in the fridge,
The loo seat is never left standing,
And I've never seen cucumber kids.

Chorus

So watch out you mighty marauders,
You're not quite as great as you think,
There's no guarantee it will work again,
And we can't trade you in when it shrinks.

Chorus

A horny old pornster from London,
Read of a wonderful trend,
of using cucumbers as dildos,
which were sposed to be better than men

So to take his revenge he went shopping
For hollowed out eggplant and eels
And with careful arrangement of foodstuffs
He managed to get the right feel

But he was a staunch believer
In not wasting his semen on food
So after he used it, he grilled it
And found, with some salt, it was good!

 

[Hulder]

Another all time favourite!

The BD/SM Song


Tune: Supercallifragilisticxpialidosious


CHORUS:

Sticks and stones will break my bones but whips and chains excite me,
BDSM is the thing, I like to do it nightly,
Use the handcuffs, blindfold me, please rope and tie me tightly,
Sticks and stones will break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddley-aye

Lovely Jane is into pain, she has a sister Doris,
Doris is a piercing fan with studs in her clit-oris,
My Prince Albert meshed with it, the medics had to saw it,
Sticks and stones will break my bones but pers'nally I'm for it!.
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddley-aye

They roped me to the bedpost once and tied the knots securely,
Doris gave the cane to Jane, they looked at me demurely,
They started fiddling with my studs and with my penile jewelry,
Whips and chains will lacerate and give me bruises lurid.
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddley-aye

I went courting Doris once and took for her some flowers,
We went to bed, she gave me head and kept it up for hours,
Then she said "It's your turn dear, I'd like some golden showers!"
Jane said "Shit tastes like Camembert, now eat it up you coward."
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddley-aye

Jane is made of skin and bone, looks like Callista Flockhart,
But every time she swings her whip she makes my manhood rock hard,
She's got more electric prods then abattoirs or stockyards,
I ask her not to bite too hard in case she leaves my cock scarred.
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddley-aye

All sorts of torture things have they, devices antiquated,
They left me tied up on the rack and then they masturbated,
I had to watch them have their fun until they both were sated,
Unable to join in with them it left me so quite frustrated.
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddley-aye

They didn't free me for some time, I had pent-up frustration,
My manhood started throbbing then, just in anticipation,
They said "We do it all ourselves, female emancipation."
Till finally they cut my ropes, demanding copulation,
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddley-aye

 

[Honey123]

"She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl "


Okay...but, like, is she a groupie? A whore? a girl just gone bad? Like, what is she? She's freaky...but not just freaky...she's SUPER freaky! So, was she a punk-rocker with a bit of disco left in her?

She's special...so, does that mean she's not just an ordinary super freak...she's a special super freak..

What was she???

 

[SnoopDog]

"She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl "


Okay...but, like, is she a groupie? A whore? a girl just gone bad? Like, what is she? She's freaky...but not just freaky...she's SUPER freaky! So, was she a punk-rocker with a bit of disco left in her?

She's special...so, does that mean she's not just an ordinary super freak...she's a special super freak..

What was she???

That is a mystery never to be resolved.

Snoopy