Shemale Surprise: what would you do?

Your date has a cock that you didn't expect. What do you do?

  • Get angry, throw her out, and try not to get violent!

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • You politely tell her that you just aren't into that sort of thing and call her a cab.

    Votes: 4 5.3%
  • I would feel ambivalent, scared, probably give it a try but I'm not really sure.

    Votes: 13 17.1%
  • I would say what the heck, you only live once, why not?

    Votes: 17 22.4%
  • Drop to my knees and suck that monster, then make love all night long!

    Votes: 37 48.7%
  • Other (explain in a post)

    Votes: 3 3.9%

  • Total voters
    76

Carnevil9

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Question for the men: You meet a beautiful young lady at a bar. You flirt a bit; you kiss a bit. You grope each other a bit. You invite her back to your place. In the cab, you make out like two teenagers; she is a fantastic kisser. She rubs your crank through your trousers.

You get her home, you both strip. She has an eight inch cock, hard as a rock. What do you do?
 
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Question for the men: You meet a beautiful young lady at a bar. You flirt a bit; you kiss a bit. You grope each other a bit. You invite her back to your place. In the cab, you make out like two teenagers; she is a fantastic kisser. She rubs your crank through your trousers.

You get her home, you both strip. She has an eight inch cock, hard as a rock. What do you do?

See what I can do to please her and enjoy her equipment!
 
First of all, Him. I do not acknowledge males who went transgender as women. They are males, MEN, no matter how much they pervert their bodies. Same goes the other way of course.
I am tolerant towards them, but I will name them as they are.

I will tell Him to get out, because he didn't even have the balls (no pun intended) to be honest and forward with me.

If he was honest right away, I would politely refuse and walk my way.
But if it came far enough, past the first kiss and such - I would most definitely throw him out like I would do with any liar. There's no excuse for deceiving people like that.

The lies would be bad enough, but the fact that he knowingly decieved me for a long time, had physical contact with me, maybe even kissed me - would feel pretty much like rape to me.
I would try not to get violent, but he will definitely get to know some very fine facts about himself, said in a colorful language.:rolleyes:

That said, this is a really stereotypical situation. I believe it represents more the fear that straight people have for transgenders, than any real situations. If such things happen - they are RARE, so don't expect to actually ever be in a situation like this.
I don't think any self-respecting transgender would play a game like that. Maybe I'm wrong, of course, but I really think that's a stereotype more than anything.

Sorry if I break someone's bubble - but the scenario you describe is abuse and fraud in my eyes. On many levels. All for sexual gratification of said transgender.
It can't be excused.
 
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20 years ago, would have thrown them out and not even considered being with them.

However, today, if they were extremely passable & beautiful, then I would give in to the passion and have a night with them. (maybe even 2 if I liked it)
 
Question for the men: You meet a beautiful young lady at a bar. You flirt a bit; you kiss a bit. You grope each other a bit. You invite her back to your place. In the cab, you make out like two teenagers; she is a fantastic kisser. She rubs your crank through your trousers.

You get her home, you both strip. She has an eight inch cock, hard as a rock. What do you do?

Why is this even a question?
:)
 
Denny

Like most answers, I've grown up as I've grown older. However I still don't want to see, feel, or taste another cock. Mine no longer works well but I don't need another.

In reality my wife and I have met many men who pretend to be women. Neither of us has ever checked their lower body parts but many are cute with nice boobies. Those we've met were in public places, mostly places we knew there was mixed company...... Or mixed up company. Some were pretend female stripers. Why, I have no idea when there were plenty of real female women I'd rather see strip. Still when in weird places we expect weirdos.

From or late teens to old and worn out we've wandered into strange company. So age has nothing to do with it. Yes we've met gays and lesbians in gay and or lesbian bars. No one hit on us. No one told us to leave. Mostly because we've gone together and aren't looking for a date. From my little education most gay guys and lesbian ladies like female titties. Always entertaining and never a dull moment.

In all of the places we've been and all of the people we've met, all have been polite, friendly, and not pushy.

Still, as far as we know we've never actually met a real heshemale, lady with a penis.

Now for the grown up part. If given a chance we both agree a shemale real female with extra male parts would be fun for my wife plus I love titties on female bodies so therefore shemale boobs for me and a hemale cock for my wife seems exciting.

We live out fantasies so why not one more? So how does one go about locating a female with a prick? A real shemale woman! No surprises.

Thinking back, had I dated a male pretending to be a female or a real shemale who didn't warn me of their spare parts I'd been very unhappy and pissed off. Looking forward to pussy as an active male is serious business. It's bad enough being refused by a real pussy owning female!

Written in confidentiality and not to be discussed beyond these walls.:eek:
 
We do no justice to transgender people by playing around with a scenario which suggests some of them are abusive tricksters. These folk have enough hell in their real worlds without us giving them the online grief of a thread such as this.

The thread needs deleting.
 
Drop to my knees, slobber all over the the rock hard cock, turn around spread my cheeks and say
"This is going to be soooo much better than any of my toys, fuck me NOW... till you cum in my ass "
 
We do no justice to transgender people by playing around with a scenario which suggests some of them are abusive tricksters. These folk have enough hell in their real worlds without us giving them the online grief of a thread such as this.

The thread needs deleting.

^^this. Well said, Si.
 
We do no justice to transgender people by playing around with a scenario which suggests some of them are abusive tricksters. These folk have enough hell in their real worlds without us giving them the online grief of a thread such as this.

The thread needs deleting.

Well said, sir.
 
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