Shelby, how are our monsters doing

Update,

Tennis elbow, or the canine equivalent, sprained ankle, shirt torn to threads.

They're being chained for their evening meal now. That pretty much requires having had a lobotomy and kevlar type body wear.

Damn, they're GOOD. And looking forward to their vacation to go and visit Uncle Todd. I'll send you the time they'll arrive on the bus. Don't send them back until the bus driver had cleared you of all charges.

Photos soon.

And when you're in court, remember, I've never seen them before in my life.
 
Shelby said:
Update,

Tennis elbow, or the canine equivalent, sprained ankle, shirt torn to threads.

They're being chained for their evening meal now. That pretty much requires having had a lobotomy and kevlar type body wear.

Damn, they're GOOD. And looking forward to their vacation to go and visit Uncle Todd. I'll send you the time they'll arrive on the bus. Don't send them back until the bus driver had cleared you of all charges.

Photos soon.

And when you're in court, remember, I've never seen them before in my life.

I heard about the tennis elbow , makes me very sad cause that got to affect mondster play time. Sprained ankle isn't to good either.

Visit to Uncle Todd, but I can't have pets :(

I have thier pictures on the walls now, they give me a happy feeling, keep me updated.
 
Alright,

Pictures on the wall??? That's like having photos of your sweet neice before she turned into a heroine addict. They are fabulous, and totally beyond control. Just wait until you see the blood-thirsty (kidding) monsters in the next photos. Look up the poem Invictus. Post it when you find it, I lost it, but it pertains to them!
 
Invictus

OUT of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
 
That's it, that's it.

"I thank whatever Gods may be
For my unconquerable soul."

"I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul."

And, that, is our monsters.
 
Shelby said:
That's it, that's it.

"I thank whatever Gods may be
For my unconquerable soul."

"I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul."

And, that, is our monsters.

You brought tears to my eyes, I think I love the monsters and you as well, why do all the good gals and thier pets always live so far away :( sniffles
 
Because there is so little pureness, is must be gently sprinkled around the world.

If I go back down to the World's this winter, I'll try to take an extra day and burst forth into your town so you can see the Monsters. (You are duly forewarned)
 
Shelby said:
Because there is so little pureness, is must be gently sprinkled around the world.

If I go back down to the World's this winter, I'll try to take an extra day and burst forth into your town so you can see the Monsters. (You are duly forewarned)

That sounds awesome, there are lots of safe meeting places in this town just off the highway, Tim's, Micky D's, Subway, Pizza Delight.

I hope that it is possible to happen, but if it can't I will understand as well
 
I actually had never thought about a "Safe" meeting place :rolleyes: How much safer could I ever be when I travel? Goof. And, fast food restaurants don't actually work for me. Parking in between Mom & Pop Minivan doesn't really go over well. The second that Thunder comes out of the truck, most families head for the hills.
 
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