Sheeeiiit

[Laurel]

I don't really have anything to say. Just felt like saying Sheeiitt...

My head hurts. This sircam virus is flooding my mailbox with temptingly named files I cannot open. I've had to deal with no less than 3 unwinnable situations today (one Lit-related) - the kind of unwinnable situations where no matter how hard you try, no matter what you say, no matter what you do, you get fucked in the end. You're the bad guy, you aren't trying hard enough, you suck.

So I'm in a shitty mood. Everyone else dumps here, so this is me. Dumping. Whining. Bitching. Moaning. Being a blithering idiot.

Fuck Stupid Fucking Fucks Shit Fuck!!

Ah, that feels good....

 

[Siren]

Fuck, shit, assbite, cockhead........

 

[Laurel]

that's the spirit.

 

[Problem Child]

Quit whining! Freedom fighters in China get run down by tanks, women in Afghanistan get clitorectomies- your problems are minor!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out either!

Oh...you're not leaving are you.

Well, quit fucking whining anyway.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Debbie]

Goddamn blast and bloody hell
There I went and said it!!!
Laurel, take heart that so many of us think you are wonderful when you have a bad day!

 

[Starfish]

PC isn't winning any points.


Bitch, complain, moan, gripe, aruge and piss. It is all in the relief catagory of life.

 

[Laurel]

Quit whining! Freedom fighters in China get run down by tanks, women in Afghanistan get clitorectomies- your problems are minor!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out either!

Oh...you're not leaving are you.

Well, quit fucking whining anyway.

Yes sir! That's it - whip me into shape, PC. Tell me what a worthless worm I am. Make me call you Daddy.

Now what shall we talk about?

 

[lavender]

 

[delite]

Quit whining! Freedom fighters in China get run down by tanks, women in Afghanistan get clitorectomies- your problems are minor!

BOLLOCKS,
if she wants to have a moan she can you don't have to read it.
so stop whinging about people moaning. every thing is relative.

 

[Problem Child]

Weenies. You wouldn't know a good tease if it bit you in the ass.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

what shall we talk about?

The fact that I got my entire paycheck stolen, my car has no gas in it, the transmission blew, my rent is due in three days, so is the electric and phone...and credit, and I lost my job...

all in two days........

and I just found out I can't go to the lit get-together...I am serious...that devastated me.

 

[Starfish]

You ought not include me in that assumption PC, considering that I only made a statement about a fact.

I have yet to whine on this thread.

 

[Siren]

a bite in the ass is always a good tease

 

[Laurel]

Weenies. You wouldn't know a good tease if it bit you in the ass.

Hey, hey! You're not done yet! Tell me what a sniveling, worthless worm I am! Make me call you Uncle! Make me lick your boots!

 

[Problem Child]

Now I feel really bad.

Can I buy you a drink in Vegas Big L?

What an insensitive clod I am.

 

[Laurel]

Now I feel really bad.

Can I buy you a drink in Vegas Big L?

What an insensitive clod I am.

Well, hell. You go & turn all sensitive, just when things were getting good...durn it...I was almost getting into this D/s stuff...

I'll take you up on the drink offer, though.

 

[Angel]

Aww Lava!

You could always come be my other roomie in Florida in December. I already got BK (of course) and a high school friend.

One more can't hurt