LiFeNdEaTh
The Usual.
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She would like to ride the magic stick.

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Is that what you name yours the magic stick?![]()
you'll like my hotdog![]()
It sounds better than Mr. Weiner.
There's a hot dog stand a few towns over called Mr. Weenie's
When I was a kid my best friends favorite restuarant was a to go place called Der Weinerschnitzel.
Now I can't tell if I'm horny, hungry or both![]()
Have some one pretty feed you strawberries and then fuck you.
Both Problems solved.
Have some one pretty feed you strawberries and then fuck you.
Both Problems solved.
let's play nice now lol
I'm going to pull out your intestines and force you to inflate them with your dying breath so that I can use them to make a giraffe, which I will send to your next of kin in a box wrapped with leather made from your skin. The tattoos will make it a most festive wrapping paper.
Holy fuck.
Did that one get your juices flowing?