She wishes they were brains

Looks like my sister, can't tell, too many clothes on.
 
Women's Tee Shirt Sayings:

1. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
2. Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
3. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
4. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
5. I hate everybody, and you're next.
6. Please don't make me kill you.
7. And your point is...?
8. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
9. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
10. You KNOW you want me.
11. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
12. Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
13. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
14. You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
15.You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
16. All stressed out and no one to choke.
17.I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
18. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
19. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
17. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
18. Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
19. I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
 
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