She loved blacks and they killed her and He loved blacks and they killed, Live and Learn

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So once upon a time, there were these guys from Hawaii who called themselves the "Rainbow Warriors." When asked why the whole "Rainbow" bit, the leader of the war band claimed, "It's because we are so woke we havent slept in a week. We are tired of being woke; we just want to SLEEP! But first, lets do another line." To which, our hero, the intrepid flying Nombatu, replied, "DRUGS ARE BAD!!" And then he sprang into action. Faster than a a rolling oh, stronger than silent E, able to leap capital tee in a single bound, it's a number, it's a humber, it's... Nombatu! Ripping a letter O from the legs of his jersey, and placing it over the letter "A" in Warriors, he turned the woke rainbow warriors into the... Slept Rainbow WORRIORS." So they all fell asleep and started dreaming about failing their cultural anthropology midterms the next day.
 
Roger Borkum's wife was Celeste Borkum, who tragically passed away "unexpectedly" in 2009 during a humanitarian trip to Africa. She is remembered for her kindness, compassion, and dedication to helping others.

No details were provided on her death, altho the "unexpectedly" leads one to conclude that she very likely died in a similar manner to other white liberal women with rather unrealistic views about Africa and Africans. Perhaps it was for the best, altho one would have to assume that no lessons were learned.
 
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