She finishes her errand and doesn't talk to me

[Svedish_Chef]

Bad GIRL!

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You're not on ICQ you freak. And I don't have AOL open!

Plus I'm only here briefly. I have to go work out.

Freak hey?

No wonder you are going to work out!

 

[lavender]

 

[bluntforcemama]

I'll take your hooters! Just give me one cup size.

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh Cheffie,

Ya know I love ya darlin heart! But alas, my tits are too big for your liking! Damn, why can't I fall for someone who likes big hooters?

You have fallen for me?

I can change I can change!

You dont HAVE to give a bit to Myst you know... she's fine too

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh Cheffie,

Ya know I love ya darlin heart! But alas, my tits are too big for your liking! Damn, why can't I fall for someone who likes big hooters?

And just for the record isn't that bodacious tata's?

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Cheffie, you missed the thread dedicated to my tatas last night. You weren't around to play.

You gave your tata's to others to play with?

Oh God I just might cry

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You gave them to funboy?

How are you ever going to get em back though?

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

I'll save ya, Lavy. I've always wanted detachable boobs. Sometimes they are terribly inconvenient, especially when - jogging or sleeping on my stomach. Which reminds me - anyone remember the song Detachable Penis? Early 90s.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'll save ya, Lavy. I've always wanted detachable boobs. Sometimes they are terribly inconvenient, especially when - jogging or sleeping on my stomach. Which reminds me - anyone remember the song Detachable Penis? Early 90s.

King Missile....

They must be large to annoy you when jogging wouldn't they?

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

Nah, they're not that big. B+/C, depending on the bra. But constant bouncing can make a gal sensitive.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Nah, they're not that big. B+/C, depending on the bra. But constant bouncing can make a gal sensitive.

Oh fair enough....

Um you do know I like that size....

I didn't actually think you would feel them annoying you at that size... There you go