Shaving Balls...

Bored the other day, I, amazingly, tried shaving without any shaving cream or water, and it was about a billion times easier...so now I'm sitting all smooth and stuff, and will probably try it again in the next couple of days when the hair starts returning just o see how it all works out...experiments...experiments...
 
Magic shaving CREME! The powder sucks n stinks to high Heaven! Or just go old school (as I do usually) and grab ya sack, pull it tight, and Mach 3 them marbles into submission. I guarantee you won't find one pube on MY sack lol!!!




Use fresh blades when possible, not new but just not very used. Cuz when ya turn around to rinse, you'll know if ya nicked LOL!!
 
Personally I like that Kiss Your Face shaving cream just beacuse it lathers up & has the same smooth consistency that almost feels like a woman's natural lubrication.

I said "almost"!!!
 
that ok... some company put out a "Quattro" for you guys ..

Got one of them too. Its not too bad, but they came up with the grand markety gimmick of putting guard wire "bars" across the blades. It actually doesnt do too bad a job, but in comfort terms it is nowhere near the MachIII, especially if you catch a rogue hair between the blade and the wire when you arent expecting it.
 
VSE said:
Got one of them too. Its not too bad, but they came up with the grand markety gimmick of putting guard wire "bars" across the blades. It actually doesnt do too bad a job, but in comfort terms it is nowhere near the MachIII, especially if you catch a rogue hair between the blade and the wire when you arent expecting it.

damnit, now I have to cut off your cold dead hand and take your Mach III... I hate HATE the stupid wire thingies on the blades.
 
I started shaveing about six months or so ago and all I use is regular shaving cream and the same razor I shave my face with. I have never had a problem and it's as smooth as a babies butt.

Besides guys , the ole sack is tuffer then you think.

Smooth sailing or shaving I mean.
 
damnit, now I have to cut off your cold dead hand and take your Mach III

Meanie :(

I'm out of new blades atm so it plucks more than it shaves atm.

roll on payday, I'm tired of looking like the mummy after shaving.
 
VSE said:
Meanie :(

I'm out of new blades atm so it plucks more than it shaves atm.

roll on payday, I'm tired of looking like the mummy after shaving.

::giggle::

the little pieces of paper, that after you take them off ya start bleeding again anyway. ::sigh:: the battle is never over.
 
Its a novel idea but I suppose I could try using this magic stuff on my face as well as my danglies instead of planing off my skin with a blunt razor.
 
I never knew the pleasure of shaving as a man, until this one woman about 3 years ago. She was the first shaven woman I had been with and it totally blew my mind. She encouraged me to do the same and there is no turning back. I loved shaved and being shaved myself.

I once was sitting in a bar when a guy and two girls (one was his girlfirend) were talking about shaving. LOL I told them I couldn't help but overhear. I joined them and we chatted. The guy and his girlfriend said that they use baby oil to shave with. I did find it easier but it is a bit messy. Hard to break the oil down even with soap.

If you do this in the shower be careful not to step in any dripping oil as you may slip and fall. =)
 
Judging from some of the videos I saw whilst shopping in Fantasy Lane, there's evidently a shaving fetish, as well.
 
VSE said:
Its a novel idea but I suppose I could try using this magic stuff on my face as well as my danglies instead of planing off my skin with a blunt razor.

No, your face is much more sensitive than your swinging bits. I mean what would happen to your face if it were drenched in female love juices for an hour at a time?

Hold on. I take all that back. ;)
 
I mean what would happen to your face if it were drenched in female love juices for an hour at a time?

It would be covered in the biggest smile in the world?
 
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