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[Diablogrl]

Ok, so I'm packing to get ready for a cruise I'm going on tomorrow. I had to do the laudry as I realized that I had no clean workout clothes. Normally, I put my dirty clothes on my bed (I don't have my own washer/dryer) to sort the whites/colors. I grabbed a pile of colored clothes and ran them up to the washer. When I went back to the washer, there were two guys (somewhat drunk) smoking up in the laundry room. I start taking the clothes out of the washer and putting them into the dryer when all of a sudden...my jelly dildo falls to the floor. Anyways, both guys start laughing...I am not looking forward to going back up there in a half an hour to get my clothes from the dryer.

 

[Bindii]

Lmao! Thats the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Sorry for my insensitivity....but its just so damn funny.

Edited to say......have a great cruise!!!

 

[Diablogrl]

I wouldn't have shared it if I didn't expect a laugh or two. On the positive side, at least I know its clean for later use.

Have a great week folks!

 

[Purrde Flower]

I think it was when i was in the 9th grade and i was so excited because I had actually made varsity cheerleading and it was the first pep rally.

Well I ran to the bathroom before it started and when i came out I didn't realize that the back of my skirt was tucked into my bloomers. Wasn't until I was on top of a pyramid with my butt fully sticking out to where people could actually tell that it was notice... by a lot of people

 

[nakedangelina]

Damn those dildos...

I took a company trip to Mexico ~ my first trip outside of the US. A friend of mine met me in Cancun and I brought some toys with me for fun. Little did I know, as we went thru the airport in Mexico, they not so gently throw your luggage onto a table where a man with a gun searches thru everything in the suitcase. My entire office staff as well as my Regional Director and the VP of my company were behind me in line, as my purple vibrator falls onto the table and is switched on. It danced on the table for a minute before I could do anything, I was terrified. I heard about it the whole flight back.

 

[Andreina]

i was searching my pockets for something and a tampon fell out and rolled straight infront of the toes of the guy i REALLY REALLY fancied at that time.





i'm still blushing now.

 

[Gamelover221]

My little tale isn't sexual in nature, but still horribly embarrasing. Many years ago...I forget how many...the teacher asked the class, "Does anyone know how much fat is in whole milk?" I was so excited and waved my hand around to get his attention. I was called on and proudly announced, "100%!" Only when the class was rolling on the ground did I stop to consider how a glass full of fat would taste...

 

[android1966]

I had a motorbike crash years back in which I shattered my knee. A guy ( who was a saint btw ) came out of his house and carried me into his living room and put me on his couch then went back outside to drag my bike off the road. His girlfriend or wife was watching the telly and kept glancing at me and giggling. Considering I had one leg hanging half off, I thought "What a sick bitch" Then I looked down, somehow during the accident my jeans had split open and I guess with all the pain and adrenalin flowing I was sitting on her couch with a boner proudly showing.