Shanglan

[Guest]

It's true. After one has parsed out a Shanglan pronouncment, one will feel -- all at the same time -- terribly complimented, a little grin-silly, and somewhat suspicious that you missed something...

But it doesn't matter because you've gor the compliment and the silly grin high going for you

 

[BlackShanglan]

Shang, I haven't an ounce of grace in my body...I fall up stairs...

Damn! If only we'd been exercising our mutual grace and cleverness at the same place and in the same time, I could have broken your fall with my head.

The Great and Fine Equine has corrected and argued an unknown number of my own statements, and it didn't occur to me that the gist of the horsey posts were saying that mine were absolutely dimwitted (or something similar) until long after the fact.

I never meant anything like that. I might not agree with you at times (although right now I can't think of any), but I have never thought of you as anything less than clever. Promise.

 

[entitled]

I never meant anything like that. I might not agree with you at times (although right now I can't think of any), but I have never thought of you as anything less than clever. Promise.

It was meant as a compliment, O Great One. Promise.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's true. After one has parsed out a Shanglan pronouncment, one will feel -- all at the same time -- terribly complimented, a little grin-silly, and somewhat suspicious that you missed something...

But it doesn't matter because you've gor the compliment and the silly grin high going for you

I would really like to claim that I insert clever double meanings and hidden depths in my posts and messages, but I just don't have the brains for it. I promise that there are no hidden currents of which I am aware.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It was meant as a compliment, O Great One. Promise.

See? I can't even read correctly. How could I possibly write cleverly?

to Ent. Thank you very much.

 

[entitled]

See? I can't even read correctly. How could I possibly write cleverly?

to Ent. Thank you very much.

With care and a keyboard with giant keys. Hard to pick out the little bitty ones on a normal keyboard with those hooves, i would imagine.

 

[Honey123]

Damn! If only we'd been exercising our mutual grace and cleverness at the same place and in the same time, I could have broken your fall with my head.

With my luck...my head would have ended up in your ass....

 

[entitled]

With my luck...my head would have ended up in your ass....

That would make you a butthead, no?

 

[Honey123]

That would make you a butthead, no?

you know....with your comments today, I laugh while I am saying, "bitch".....seriously..

 

[entitled]

you know....with your comments today, I laugh while I am saying, "bitch".....seriously..

i love you too.

 

[Guest]

i love you too.

You say "bitch" like it's a BAD thing....

(from a magnet on my refrigerator. It's right next to the ones that say "Give The Dangerous Bitch Her Chocolate" and "If I need religion, I'll worship chocolate cake.")

 

[Guest]

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ahhhhhh.

That's just beautiful, jammies. But whatever could you possibly have to be penitent about?

Silly jammies. I'll nuzzle it out of you. Come share these Malteasers with me.

 

[Guest]

Ahhhhhh.

That's just beautiful, jammies. But whatever could you possibly have to be penitent about?

Silly jammies. I'll nuzzle it out of you. Come share these Malteasers with me.

Maybe she had a particularly inspired evil thought and forgot to share it with you -- I'd spank her for that