Rumple Foreskin
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Understandable.BlackShanglan said:I shall cherish that compliment forever.
Rumple "no sweat" Foreskin
Rumple "no sweat" Foreskin
Stella_Omega
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Hey, Shang? I love you for your mind, baby, first and foremost. You know that, right? Your SO knows that too? Okay, just making sure...
*sob* it's a terrible thing to be flesh thus denied!
*sob* it's a terrible thing to be flesh thus denied!
BlackShanglan
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Stella_Omega said:Hey, Shang? I love you for your mind, baby, first and foremost. You know that, right? Your SO knows that too? Okay, just making sure...
*sob* it's a terrible thing to be flesh thus denied!
*grin* We know. And you do know that I adore you, I hope.
Especially in that pirate rig. You're just the dashing figure to fight your way to a balcony and leap onto the back of a trusty and delightedly eager steed. 
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I'll take what I can getBlackShanglan said:*grin* We know. And you do know that I adore you, I hope.
Hi Ho Silver, away!
BlackShanglan
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yui said:IShang. He rocks; the spiffiest. Ab-so-lutely.
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Yui and I her adorable stick figures. Especially the bunny.
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I love Shanlang to cause shes a pretty horsey and Id like to ride her bareback and stuff if shell let me and Id give her apples and sugar cubes and stuff.
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A low daily Shanglan quotient leaves a person sort of restless and itchy...
BlackShanglan
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Rideme Cowgirl said:I love Shanlang to cause shes a pretty horsey and Id like to ride her bareback and stuff if shell let me and Id give her apples and sugar cubes and stuff.
Debbie
Mmmmm. Sugar cubes. Let me show you a special, special way to hold them, Debbie. It will keep your hands free for some nice horsey petting.
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cloudy said:Shang understands the occasional need for taco supremes....many of them.
And dumplings!
Damned good to see you back, Cloudy.
BlackShanglan
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malachiteink said:
You know, it's surprisingly difficult to fashion a witty but subtle double entendre out of a response to "itchy."
(Amazing considering how incredibly well I do "subtle" in the normal run of things.
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Honey123 said:
Hmm! Well, I think I'm an ass, but I don't want to call it foolish to be intimidated by me, because then I'd be fulfilling all of your worst fears.
Damned if you haven't got me between a rock and a branding iron there. All right. Let's go here. If you'd ever seen a demonstration of my physical dexterity, you'd lose all sense of awe, respect, and anything else but a strong sense of the sublimely ridiculous.
You should have seen me this summer - half a week of walking about looking like a Klingon because I walked directly into a stairwell. It was a stunning act of grace and dignity. Pray do bring it to mind any time you feel the slightest bit intimidated.Besides, you're lovely and charming. And life holds far too many novel experiences to let a little thing like making a public ass of oneself slow one down. Or at least, that's my motto, and I think that the AH as a whole can attest that I live by it.
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just say....
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Honey123
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BlackShanglan said:Hmm! Well, I think I'm an ass, but I don't want to call it foolish to be intimidated by me, because then I'd be fulfilling all of your worst fears.
All right. Let's go here. If you'd ever seen a demonstration of my physical dexterity, you'd lose all sense of awe, respect, and anything else but a strong sense of the sublimely ridiculous.
Besides, you're lovely and charming. And life holds far too many novel experiences to let a little thing like making a public ass of oneself slow one down. Or at least, that's my motto, and I think that the AH as a whole can attest that I live by it.
Shanglan
Shang, I haven't an ounce of grace in my body...I fall up stairs...
thank you about the lovely and charming...that's very very kind
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Just saying you should shut up and say something already.Honey123 said:Gee, thanks for making me feel better...
The Great and Fine Equine has corrected and argued an unknown number of my own statements, and it didn't occur to me that the gist of the horsey posts were saying that mine were absolutely dimwitted (or something similar) until long after the fact. Besides, it's fun to make a goober of yourself every now and again.
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entitled said:Just saying you should shut up and say something already.
The Great and Fine Equine has corrected and argued an unknown number of my own statements, and it didn't occur to me that the gist of the horsey posts were saying that mine were absolutely dimwitted (or something similar) until long after the fact. Besides, it's fun to make a goober of yourself every now and again.
Well, I guess we can say I did that a few posts back....
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