Shalom

[alexandraaah]

Am I the only Jewish perv surfing this board?
Couldn't be.
Just curious.

 

[alexandraaah]

Or could it be?

 

[crystalhunting]

Am I the only Jewish perv surfing this board?
Couldn't be.
Just curious.

I do recall of a few other Hebrew pervs here,but dont feel bad.I am the only Muslim perv here that I know of.






CH

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Shalom

I do recall of a few other Hebrew pervs here,but dont feel bad.I am the only Muslim perv here that I know of.





Sounds like the beginning of a joke!

"Three pervs in a boat; a Muslim, a Jew and a........"

 

[miles]

alexandraaah

Shalom Chaverim, bubeleh.

Isn't Jewish perv an oxymoron?

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: alexandraaah

Shalom Chaverim, bubeleh.

Isn't Jewish perv an oxymoron?

Usually.

L'chaim (I'm quickly running out of vocab, Humanistic Jew here).

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Nope but I am a:

Seenth Day United Bapticostlyn assemlblies of yahweh's witnesss to the latter Millenium

 

[miles]

Humanistic Jew here

So what the fuck, does that mean like, you eat bacon and shit?



By the way, this link is required reading for M.O.T.'s
(Members of the tribe)


http://www.theonion.com/onion3409/hamban.html

 

[alexandraaah]

Humanistic Jew here

So what the fuck, does that mean like, you eat bacon and shit?



By the way, this link is required reading for M.O.T.'s
(Members of the tribe)


http://www.theonion.com/onion3409/hamban.html

I've seen that Onion...it's a keeper.
As far as bacon and shit? Yep...um, so does the Rabbi.
Wanna know what else? He doesn't believe in God.
He reads from the Torah, refers to the Old Testament, then calls it a "wonderful myth that we can apply to our lives."
He believes in evolution.

Hmmm...aren't the BWI and Jew an oxymoron?

 

[alexandraaah]

oh yeah...and he doesn't fast on Yom Kippur.
Neither do I (duh).

 

[miles]

alexandraaah

As far as bacon and shit? Yep...um, so does the Rabbi.

Now that's some rabbi.

I've heard of him - Rabbi Christiansen.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: alexandraaah

As far as bacon and shit? Yep...um, so does the Rabbi.

Now that's some rabbi.

I've heard of him - Rabbi Christiansen.

Nice. Funny. Are you really in the BWI?

 

[perks]

married, but didn't convert...he's non-practicing anyway.

Does any of this count?

 

[alexandraaah]

married, but didn't convert...he's non-practicing anyway.

Does any of this count?

Everything you says counts.
You have a nice ass.
Plus, I've read you around the board and think yer cool.
But, sure...I was just wondering how many other pervs such as myself (overused, but I love the fucking word) are around these parts. Being married to someone counts. Practicing/Non-practicing are of little consequence. It's just a thing.

 

[perks]

Everything you says counts.
You have a nice ass.
Plus, I've read you around the board and think yer cool.
But, sure...I was just wondering how many other pervs such as myself (overused, but I love the fucking word) are around these parts. Being married to someone counts. Practicing/Non-practicing are of little consequence. It's just a thing.

I think you're pretty cool too, sugah.

I've got the last name, and everyone thinks I'm a jap...lmao. My mother calls me an Italian american princess. My half brother and half sister are practicing.

I have a curious george menorrah, which is kind funny considering he's a monkey. I mean they don't have piglet on the Winnie the Pooh ones.

 

[cymbidia]

I am.

So is PC.

 

[alexandraaah]

I am.

So is PC.

between you two, perky and miles...we've practically got ourselves a congregation. i bet todd would attend just for religious something or other.

 

[perks]

between you two, perky and miles...we've practically got ourselves a congregation. i bet todd would attend just for religious something or other.

he can just say he's worshipping with the old testament for the evening.

 

[alexandraaah]

he can just say he's worshipping with the old testament for the evening.

...and he would. he's a man for all religions.
btw, you can call me sugah anytime! give me chills girl.

 

[perks]

...and he would. he's a man for all religions.
btw, you can call me sugah anytime! give me chills girl.

QUaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAACK, sugah !!!

 

[miles]

I may be wrong, but I think SexyChele is, too

 

[alexandraaah]

I may be wrong, but I think SexyChele is, too

Ya see? Huh, there's more than I thought. Again I'll ask, are you really in BWI?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I am always up for a Old Testament experience

 

[alexandraaah]

I am always up for a Old Testament experience

Baby, you couldn't handle an Old Testament experience Alexandra style.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Baby, you couldn't handle an Old Testament experience Alexandra style.

That doesn't disuade me from wanting to experience one