Shakespearian Insult Generator!

[Starfish]

Thy must clicketh the linkage, to become of the worth that I bestoweth upon thee.



Shakespearian Insult Generator








My personal insult.....

Thou loggerheaded clay-brained codpiece!

 

[Tabby432]

Thou surly hasty-witted foot-licker!

There's a glitch in the program. That was for Ambrosious.

 

[indyweasel]

Thou churlish sheep-biting horn-beast!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Thou fiching common-kissing hedge-pig! hehehe.... Quoted Myst

 

[Mistress]

Thou fiching common-kissing hedge-pig! hehehe.... Quoted Myst

LOL, hey you didn't do it right

 

[bluntforcemama]

LOL, hey you didn't do it right

heheh.... I was improvising!

 

[LordMagicMan]

Nice. I love it already. A neat way to insult people so they have no idea what you mean. I adore Shakespeare...

 

[ohiobbw]

Thou currish rump-fed boar-pig!


Hehe!

 

[Starfish]

Myst!

Thou reeky clapper-clawed puttock!

Improvising is for modernists. You must recite by the text or Old Bill will get piss-ed.


Thou roguish flap-mouthed baggage!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Starfish Baby! You Just Kill Me! LOL

Thou spleeny toad-spotted maggot-pie!

ROFLMBO

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Thou jarring motley-minded dewberry!

Them's fightin' words!

 

[Mensa]

Thou goatish fool-born haggard

I still can't believe how accurate it all is!

 

[MunchinMark]

I bite my thumb at thee,Thou vain, mottley-minded clackdish!

Alas! I am undone!

Zzzzzziiiiipp

'tis better now.