Shakespeare and Sex

[beachb0y]

I thought it might be fun if some of our more talented writers out there re-wrote some of the hottest scenes from Shakespeare with real, graphic, kinky sex.

For example, an obvious one would be if Hamlet did more than just rest his head in Ophelia's lap and not just talk about it. They are in public, his mother and her father are in the same room ... I think that could be quite kinky.

Or the scene in Taming of the Shrew where Petruchio brings Kate home for the first time and terrorizes her and his servants. The servants could all be serving wenches whom he plays with in front of his wife before taking her to the bridal chamber.

Romeo and Juliet would be too easy, but I find Kenneth Branagh's Much Ado about Nothing really sexy. That could yield some good ones too.

Any takers?

 

[Akito01]

Midsummer's Night Dream

'DEMETRIUS
I will not stay thy questions; let me go:
Or, if thou follow me, do not believe
But I shall do thee mischief in the wood.

HELENA
Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field,
You do me mischief. '

I actually recall, back when we read this play in HighSchool, I was moved by this particular bit of the story to write a short bit of erotica where Demetrius throws Helena down and more or less rapes her there in the forest. Of course, there are tons of opportunites in this particular play for sex of just about every and any kind (including beastiality, no less).

 

[SlyFox]

For example, an obvious one would be if Hamlet did more than just rest his head in Ophelia's lap and not just talk about it. They are in public, his mother and her father are in the same room ... I think that could be quite kinky.

I find Kenneth Branagh's Much Ado about Nothing really sexy. That could yield some good ones too.

We have a great 2 tape porno version of Hamlet. One of the best pornos we've ever seen. Instead of the refrain "To be or not to be" the line in the video is "To fuck or not to fuck - That is the question"... 'Course Hamlet can never get it on with Ophelia until almost the end of the tape. He does get it on with his mother though...

And Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing with Denzel Washington as the prince is one of our all time favorite movies. We agree with you that it is very sexy...

SlyFox

 

[toffeegyrl]

sing it...

Love the Much ado about nothing. It's sexy without being overt. I wish someone would have a film version of Twelfth Night!!

now THAT is a sexy play...!

 

[beachb0y]

I think there is a Twelfth Night movie with the ever-hot Helena Bonham Carter.

How about a sex scene for Macbeth in which Macbeth stumbles upon the three hot sisters and fucks them after they cast a hardness spell on them??

And who knows what wicked and kinky things Lady Macbeth does?

 

[Sabledrake]

It's certainly lend new meaning to that "Out, damned spot," line ...

Sabledrake

 

[Un-registered]

It's certainly lend new meaning to that "Out, damned spot," line ...

Sabledrake

You mean she isn't trying to persuade her dog to leave his calling card in the garden rather than on the carpet?