Shag me!!!

[Lovepotion69]

Ok, I got my own place finally. It's a two room flat and I haven't had sex in...*tries to remember*...ehm...hmm....one year?

I soooo need a shag.

 

[Belegon]

Ok, I got my own place finally. It's a two room flat and I haven't had sex in...*tries to remember*...ehm...hmm....one year?

I soooo need a shag.

you look gorgeous love...

wish I could...

 

[Liar]

Make a lasting first impression on your new neighbors. Put that on a note in the hallway.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ok, I got my own place finally. It's a two room flat and I haven't had sex in...*tries to remember*...ehm...hmm....one year?

I soooo need a shag.

Considering how cute you are, I can only imagine that your lack of shagging comes from you not wanting just ANYBODY to shag you, but only a select few worthy.

 

[TE999]

OMG, what a sexy AV.

I wish I could be of assistance.

But there's this ocean thingie...

One year? Bummer!

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

I'll be right there. I just need an address.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You look like my ex girlfriend. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not yet. Wrong side of the ocean though, and all that.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I'd fuck ya in a heartbeat...but then again...that seems to be the problem to my current situation.

 

[SeaCat]

Ok, I got my own place finally. It's a two room flat and I haven't had sex in...*tries to remember*...ehm...hmm....one year?

I soooo need a shag.

So sorry that you are on the wrong side of the puddle from me, otherwise,,,,,,,,,,

That being said, if you were nearby, well you wouldn't get much chance for rest.

Cat

 

[slyc_willie]

With an AV like that and a claim like that . . .

You should post in the AH Dare thread . . . I'd send you a PM

 

[Lovepotion69]

Make a lasting first impression on your new neighbors. Put that on a note in the hallway.

Ha Ha That'd be interesting if I did that... hehe I did see a cute guy going up in the elevator the other day. Seems the people in my house are fairly young.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Sigh, all these offers and you're all on the other side of the ocean!

Life's so unfair! lol

Did I mention I also accept sexy PMs and emails to keep me entertained at night?

 

[SeaCat]

You know, you could get plenty of invitations in your neighborhood if you walked back nd forth in front of the windows wearing nothing but a smile.

Cat

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Shag Me!!!!

Actually, I suspect this is the plea for some poor fool to fix up her place with cheap apartment carpeting.

 

[TE999]

Sigh, all these offers and you're all on the other side of the ocean!

Life's so unfair! lol

Did I mention I also accept sexy PMs and emails to keep me entertained at night?

It's the next best thing to being there!

 

[Lovepotion69]

You know, you could get plenty of invitations in your neighborhood if you walked back nd forth in front of the windows wearing nothing but a smile.

Cat

He He I'm actually not having any curtains yet, and right now I'm sleeping in the nude.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

He He I'm actually not having any curtains yet, and right now I'm sleeping in the nude.

I'm defintiely on the wrong side of the water....

 

[TE999]

He He I'm actually not having any curtains yet, and right now I'm sleeping in the nude.

That's it.

I'm bookin' a seat on the Concorde!

I'll be right there, Lp.

What, you're kidding? Really? When did that happen? Not flyin' anymore? Darn!

Um, can you wait a day or two?

Someone else on Lit. has booked all the outgoing plane seats.

Better put the kettle on, I think you're gettin' company soon.

 

[Liar]

Sigh, all these offers and you're all on the other side of the ocean!

Ehm...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Hmmmm... Lp certainly does look lickable

 

[Lovepotion69]

That's it.

I'm bookin' a seat on the Concorde!

I'll be right there, Lp.

What, you're kidding? Really? When did that happen? Not flyin' anymore? Darn!

Um, can you wait a day or two?

Someone else on Lit. has booked all the outgoing plane seats.

Better put the kettle on, I think you're gettin' company soon.

I wonder how bad it is if I call an old date and ask him for a booty call? I mean, he's not even that cute and he was slightly psycho, but he seems like he could be fun in bed...

 

[Lovepotion69]

Liar,
You're taken if I remember correctly.

Jenny, awww thanks! Gosh...licking...I could do with some of that...

 

[tolyk]

Lovely new AV you got there LP


Uh, when you posting more photography?

 

[Lovepotion69]

Lovely new AV you got there LP


Uh, when you posting more photography?

Oh, I haven't taken as much stuff lately, but should be able to dig something up.

 

[tolyk]

Oh, I haven't taken as much stuff lately, but should be able to dig something up.

Sounds good

Sorry about your shag problem btw.. It's been 5 months for me, but my girlfriend is visiting in 3 days.. so I can't really complain