Shag, Marry, or Kill

[MollyDolly]

My friends and I used to play this game in highschool, and I recently saw it spoofed on Man Stroke Woman, a UK sketch comedy show that I absolutely love!

Basic rules for those who have never played: I will name 3 people (3 males or 3 females) and the next person to post must say which one they would shag, marry, and kill.

So, here's the maiden voyage:

Funny Guys: Jack Black, Steve Carrell, and Seth Rogen

I'd shag...
I'd marry...
I'd kill...

Then choose another 3 people for the next poster to choose from!

 

[tammytoodles]

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[MollyDolly]

I'd shag Johnny Depp...
I'd marry Dr. Phil (free mental health advice while I get some on the side from Johnny )
I'd kill Hulk Hogan (not because I hate him, but because I couldn't imagine having sex with him and those sounds he makes hehe)

How about one for the lady-lovers: Tyra Banks, Lisa Kudrow, and Ellen Degeneres

 

[tammytoodles]

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[MollyDolly]

Molly you have a great personality, you make me laugh! I agree with your choices above as well! Johnny num, num, nummy

I'm glad you think I'm funny- you're good times! It may just be you and me talking about shagging, marriage, and murder hehe

 

[tammytoodles]

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[MollyDolly]

About 10C here today- it was nice and sunny though, so I was happy!

 

[mrtnmoon]

I'd shag Johnny Depp...
I'd marry Dr. Phil (free mental health advice while I get some on the side from Johnny )
I'd kill Hulk Hogan (not because I hate him, but because I couldn't imagine having sex with him and those sounds he makes hehe)

How about one for the lady-lovers: Tyra Banks, Lisa Kudrow, and Ellen Degeneres

well... I really wouldn't want to kill any of them, but...

I'd shag lisa kudrow
I'd marry ellen... she's funny, kind, and I've always thought she was kind of cute
guess that means I would kill tyra... but I'd shag her first.

tina fey
tina turner
martina mcbride

 

[jaked99]

I'd shag Tina Turner (love those legs)
I'd marry Tina Fey (beautiful, smart and funny - the trifecta!)
I'd kill Martina McBride (I really don't like Nashville Pop)


Oprah Winfrey, Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell

 

[MollyDolly]

Aww, fine- if no one else is going to play I will keep this game alive and answer as a straight woman! hehe


I'd shag Oprah...
I'd marry Hillary (she's all right with cheating spouses...)
I'd kill Rosie...

All right!

Marge Simpson, Lois Griffin of Family Guy, and Francine Smith of American Dad.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

This game might also be fun if you used Litsters for your three choices.....

 

[BoomerP]

This game might also be fun if you used Litsters for your three choices.....

Taken into account!

Aww, fine- if no one else is going to play I will keep this game alive and answer as a straight woman! hehe


I'd shag Oprah...
I'd marry Hillary (she's all right with cheating spouses...)
I'd kill Rosie...

All right!

Marge Simpson, Lois Griffin of Family Guy, and Francine Smith of American Dad.

I'd shag marge simpson
I'd marry Francine smith
I'd kill Lois Griffin


Asian_princess, Carolinaheat, Bollockhead (Haha I made this one easy for you)

 

[southerntierguy]

Taken into account!



I'd shag marge simpson
I'd marry Francine smith
I'd kill Lois Griffin


Asian_princess, Carolinaheat, Bollockhead (Haha I made this one easy for you)

I don't know the last two, and a search only showed me anything about the second.

I suspect I would shag Carolinaheat, marry Appy, and kill Bollockhead (who I know nothing about, so would be no great loss)


George Carlin, Dan Akroyd, and Tommy Smothers

 

[Grov]

George Carlin, Dan Akroyd, and Tommy Smothers

Assuming they were all alive in their primes and I wasn't straight:

I'd Shag Tommy Smothers.
I'd Marry George Carlin.
I'd Murder Dan Ackroyd. (he's the least funny of the three)


Queen Elizabeth, Mata Hari, Mother Theresa

 

[kinkyknickers]

I'd shag Charlize Theron
I'd marry Jarvis Cocker
I'd kill George Bush Senior, about 70 years ago.

 

[MollyDolly]

Assuming they were all alive in their primes and I wasn't straight:

I'd Shag Tommy Smothers.
I'd Marry George Carlin.
I'd Murder Dan Ackroyd. (he's the least funny of the three)

Queen Elizabeth, Mata Hari, Mother Theresa

I'd shag Mata Hari (and why not?)
I'd marry Queen Elizabeth (wouldn't that make me a Queen also? )
I'd kill Mother Theresa (I think she'd have been a real buzzkill)

Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, Betty White (from The Golden Girls!)