Marry, Fuck, or Kill Game

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I'm bored at work and figured I'd start a new game. For those who are unfamiliar, I'll name three famous people. The next poster picks one they'd marry, one they'd fuck, and one they'd kill (this is all in jest of course). That poster then names three new people. You can mix genders among your three people and it becomes tougher when the choices are similarly appealing or unappealing.

Here's a fairly easy example to start with (I'm a straight male and the choice would even be easy for me):

Bill Gates
Ryan Lochte
Ted Kaczynski
 
Gates - marry
Lochte - fuck
Kaczynski - kill

Bradbigbrain
Ricky Champagne
Sunshinegirl05

Brad: Marry...I think he's got money ;)

Ricky: Kill ...a number of bottles of champaign with him

Sunshine: Fuck...I mean seriously? She damn hot...DAMN HOT, I'd Marry her too, so that I could fuck her more often, but that's not in the spirit of the game.


Misty May Treanor
Ryan Phelps
Missy Franklin
 
Brad: Marry...I think he's got money ;)

Ricky: Kill ...a number of bottles of champaign with him

Sunshine: Fuck...I mean seriously? She damn hot...DAMN HOT, I'd Marry her too, so that I could fuck her more often, but that's not in the spirit of the game.


Misty May Treanor
Ryan Phelps
Missy Franklin
Marry - Missy Franklin. She's not 18 so I'm avoiding certain acts and she'll be rich.

Fuck - Misty May. Just not on the beach.

Kill - Phelps. Sorry, Mike.
 
Posted before I listed my three:

Scarlett 's character in:

The Avengers
Match Point
Lost in Translation
 
Does that mean this thread is dead because there's one started from across the pond? I hope I'm not causing an international incident by continuing it.

Scarlett 's character in:

The Avengers - Fuck (That suit could make any woman question her sexuality)
Match Point - Kill (I doubt this character would voice any objections for obvious reasons.)
Lost in Translation - Marry (Smart, funny, adventurous, pensive. One of the reasons I love this movie is that I identified with her character. So I guess I would marry myself. Maybe I should add narcissist to the list.)

My three (if anyone cares to continue a duplicate thread)

Eli Roth
Quentin Tarantino
Doctor Who (The Eleventh Doctor)
 
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