Sexy vs. Beautiful

[kurrginatorX]

I write this knowing that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever, and there is nothing like a beautiful woman upon which one may rest his or her gaze; yet, while we, as a people, appreciate the natural beauty of a woman, does her complete beauty equate to complete desirability? Of this, I would have to answer no. Allow me to give a few examples.

As I write this, I think Camila Mendes (Veronica, Riverdale) is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood. In my opinion, she is damned near flawless insofar as looks are concerned. Saying this, however, I am more drawn to Madelaine Petsch (Cheryl Blossom) because I find her to be one of the sexiest women I have ever seen. What is the criteria for this? I haven't a clue. It all comes down to an "it" factor, I suppose, and whatever "it" is, Madelaine has "it."

Another example would be the actresses on Big Bang Theory. Kaley Cuoco (Penny) is a beautiful woman, yet I find myself more attracted to Melissa Rauch (Bernadette) because she has that same "it" factor, a sexiness that really cannot be explained.

Even to this day, I have always thought that Gillian Anderson (Scully, The X-Files) was sexier than any co-star who may have appeared on the show. In this case, it was her mind. I found Gillian intellectually stimulating. The same can be said about Scooby Doo's Velma vs. Daphne. Even on the cartoon, I was always attracted more to Velma even though Daphne was the bombshell.

I would choose Kelly Rowland over Beyoncé, Michelle Rodriguez over Jennifer Lopez, Michelle Yeoh over Lucy Liu. I appreciate the beauty of all these women, but for me, sexiness will always win out.

 

[Jada59]

I'm not into women but... I have seen men that I thought were attractive but not sexy. And men who were sexy but not necessarily attractive. To me, the two things don't go hand in hand.

 

[isthisdesire]

Makes me think of the NewsRadio episode where they broke it down as such:
Pretty=pretty
Cute=pretty+short/hyperactive
Beautiful=pretty+tall
Gorgeous=pretty+great hair
Striking=pretty+big nose
Sexy=pretty+slutty
Exotic=ugly

 

[kurrginatorX]

Makes me think of the NewsRadio episode where they broke it down as such:
Pretty=pretty
Cute=pretty+short/hyperactive
Beautiful=pretty+tall
Gorgeous=pretty+great hair
Striking=pretty+big nose
Sexy=pretty+slutty
Exotic=ugly

Ha! I haven't watched that show since it first aired. I think I'll binge some episodes today.

 

[isthisdesire]

Ha! I haven't watched that show since it first aired. I think I'll binge some episodes today.

It's my all time favorite!

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Makes me think of the NewsRadio episode where they broke it down as such:
Pretty=pretty
Cute=pretty+short/hyperactive
Beautiful=pretty+tall
Gorgeous=pretty+great hair
Striking=pretty+big nose
Sexy=pretty+slutty
Exotic=ugly

I love this!!!!!!!

 

[Notcastor]

That Riverdale show does have some mildly pervy stuff going on with the camera angles and wardrobe choices for both veronica and the blossom hottie.

Keeping in mind theyre high school aged characters, i think it’s a bit dirty... and the dirty is what makes veronica hot, as her body’s a bit stubby.

The freckled chick has a much better frame.

I think they shoot them in a stat rapey way to appeal to men. Calculated but I still will watch it to perv on them, so it works.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Makes me think of the NewsRadio episode where they broke it down as such:
Pretty=pretty
Cute=pretty+short/hyperactive
Beautiful=pretty+tall
Gorgeous=pretty+great hair
Striking=pretty+big nose
Sexy=pretty+slutty
Exotic=ugly

I think you fall under Gorgeous, with a healthy side dish of "IT" factor.

 

[isthisdesire]

I think you fall under Gorgeous, with a healthy side dish of "IT" factor.

Thanks! I figured more cute since I'm 5'3. Oh shit, I forgot curvy which is pretty+fat. I also fit that.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Thanks! I figured more cute since I'm 5'3. Oh shit, I forgot curvy which is pretty+fat. I also fit that.

no no no no no. Take the Gorgeous with a healthy side of IT. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[CandiCame]

This is serendipitous because I was having this exact conversation yesterday. We were watching that Thor movie with Jeff Goldblum and my gf mentioned that she'd fuck Jeff Goldblum and I was like, "Oh god, me too."

Then I sat there for a second and I was like, "Wait a second- WHY?" He's not good looking. Like he's objectively NOT. There's nothing "beautiful" about him. Weird face, spindly body- but like... Idk, I'd suck his dick and beg him to tell me about dinosaurs.

You tell me because I don't get it, I just accept it. We had a really long conversation about this and she pretends to understand it but like... I don't think there IS an explanation, I think we just have to accept that it doesn't make sense and accept the gifts we're given.

 

[CandiCame]

That Riverdale show does have some mildly pervy stuff going on with the camera angles and wardrobe choices for both veronica and the blossom hottie.

Keeping in mind theyre high school aged characters, i think it’s a bit dirty... and the dirty is what makes veronica hot, as her body’s a bit stubby.

The freckled chick has a much better frame.

I think they shoot them in a stat rapey way to appeal to men. Calculated but I still will watch it to perv on them, so it works.

Jesus Christ this makes that other thread make so much sense.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'd suck Jeff Goldblum's dick and beg him to tell me about dinosaurs.

You could have written just this and it would have made all the sense in the world.

 

[CandiCame]

Thanks! I figured more cute since I'm 5'3. Oh shit, I forgot curvy which is pretty+fat. I also fit that.

I'm gonna be real with you, if that's you in your av I'm gonna go with both cute and sexy? I think cute is pretty + smol, but sexy can't be quantified.

But like... also titties and I mean... come on. I get that I'm creepy to say that but it's a porn board and it's like 6:30 in the morning. There's... they're so MUCH of them. Like it's animal brain sexy. There's not any kind of intellectual component that goes into that.

 

[CandiCame]

You could have written just this and it would have made all the sense in the world.

No it doesn't. You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me that you know why you and everyone else on the planet wants to fuck that guy. Look at him.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Jeff_Goldblum_Deauville_2017.jpg

It makes no sense and you KNOW it.

 

[isthisdesire]

I'm gonna be real with you, if that's you in your av I'm gonna go with both cute and sexy? I think cute is pretty + smol, but sexy can't be quantified.

But like... also titties and I mean... come on. I get that I'm creepy to say that but it's a porn board and it's like 6:30 in the morning. There's... they're so MUCH of them. Like it's animal brain sexy. There's not any kind of intellectual component that goes into that.

Not the first time I've heard that. There's a lot of hips that go with them and I think that increases the animal brain sexy. Like biologically it sends a "let's breed" message.

And thanks!

 

[isthisdesire]

No it doesn't. You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me that you know why you and everyone else on the planet wants to fuck that guy. Look at him.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Jeff_Goldblum_Deauville_2017.jpg

It makes no sense and you KNOW it.

For me it's his voice. Frank Caliendo was on a local radio show doing shout outs in celebrity voices and he hit on me in JG's voice and I melted. I love it.

 

[kurrginatorX]

No it doesn't. You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me that you know why you and everyone else on the planet wants to fuck that guy. Look at him.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Jeff_Goldblum_Deauville_2017.jpg

It makes no sense and you KNOW it.

Keep calm, Candi. It was a joke.

 

[CandiCame]

Keep calm, Candi. It was a joke.

You say that, but if Jeff showed up and told you to bend over you'd do it before you caught yourself.

Isthisdesire gets it.

 

[Osveta]

Thanks! I figured more cute since I'm 5'3. Oh shit, I forgot curvy which is pretty+fat. I also fit that.

I’d watch out for the “men” on here who will hit on you left and right and then fat shame others by calling them tubby, fat, or lard ass. I mostly lurk, finding the chest pounding I’m using to read. But that is one hypocrisy I noticed

Your current avatar reminds me of Christina Ricci. My husband absolutely loves her. I have always found her to be pretty as well, and I like that she takes interesting roles. Buffalo 66 is a cult classic in our house.

 

[Notcastor]

Jesus Christ this makes that other thread make so much sense.

Tell me I'm wrong.

http://i.imgur.com/vij2jTQ.jpg

 

[isthisdesire]

I’d watch out for the “men” on here who will hit on you left and right and then fat shame others by calling them tubby, fat, or lard ass. I mostly lurk, finding the chest pounding I’m using to read. But that is one hypocrisy I noticed

Your current avatar reminds me of Christina Ricci. My husband absolutely loves her. I have always found her to be pretty as well, and I like that she takes interesting roles. Buffalo 66 is a cult classic in our house.

Been around long enough to have seen it all on the GB. And thanks, I love Christina Ricci. It's actually the first celebity comparison I got when I came here so many years ago. Glad it's held up!

 

[CandiCame]

You're wrong.

To be fair, the actors are all in their early 20s, all three of these people are like 24.

The reason that you're wrong is because the FACT that they're highschoolers, and the fact that they're framed as children, filmed in a way you think is meant to excite you-

Like... why am I having to explain to you why obviously creepy shit is creepy?

The word you used was "dirty" to oogle high school kids. The word you were looking for is "pedophile who should be in fucking jail".

Read. Go read what you wrote.

Fuck's sakes this dude is gonna be on the news one day for his murder spree. I'm calling it.

There is a difference from seeing a 24-year-old woman and thinking, "That's a hot chick. I'd fuck her." Especially because that's super age appropriate for me. That's my age range.

It's another thing to say, "This 24-year-old woman is kinda meh but if I can convince myself she's actually a kid using hollywood magic, that makes her hot!"

Like what the actual fuck?

Edit: Typo. I put "creepy" instead of "dirty", I guess because it's so fucking creepy my brain just would not substitute what he actually wrote.

 

[CandiCame]

Been around long enough to have seen it all on the GB. And thanks, I love Christina Ricci. It's actually the first celebity comparison I got when I came here so many years ago. Glad it's held up!

You do look kinda like Christina Ricci if she was allowed to break away from the restraints of living in the limelight and was allowed to actually look as good as she could instead of having to live within that super thin beauty standard you have to do to be an actress.

I wouldn't have put that together until you pointed it out, but yeah, you look like a hotter Christina Ricci.

She was one of my first crushes, those little kid crushes you have when you don't really know what crushes are. Like the kindergarten "I got you a frog because animals are cute and you're cute and I thought you'd like it" kind of crush.

 

[Notcastor]

the FACT that they're highschoolers, and the fact that they're framed as children, filmed in a way you think is meant to excite you-

I think you should lobby to have the production staff jailed.

https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/15518694/268full-madelaine-petsch.jpg