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Well, it sounds like there needs to be more practice, maybe a lot more Kama Sutra lessons
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skyace4 said:Well, it sounds like there needs to be more practice, maybe a lot more Kama Sutra lessons
Ok I can take them again I guess can there also be lessons in threesomes I really like that a lot.
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that is a wild ride for 3.
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skyace4 said:that is a wild ride for 3.
tell me about it
The first time I kept falling off the Harley and they came tumbling down too but it was fun to ride him.....I mean the Harley
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That must have been a experience.
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skyace4 said:
It was.......just those dern birds that kept flying around my head was a real bother, other that I completed giving head just fine......think it was head I did
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Well, I heard head is a girls best friend
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skyace4 said:Well, I heard head is a girls best friend
LOL.....yeah its a shame to let a good head go to waste........
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Paris and Nicole as house quest
The Simple Life 2's Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie . . .
spent one fun-filled week on J.O. Batten's 40-acre farm in Florida. Unlike last season, when they bunked on the Leding family porch, the girls shared a spare bedroom in the cozy home that Batton shares with his 26-year-old son Travis and daughter-in-law Aimee. Everyone shared one bathroom. Cowboy Batten, 57, clearly enjoyed his time with the girls, who even talked him into trying on his chaps with nothing on underneath: "I'm in pretty good shape," he says. "We were discussing my tight buns. They liked 'em." Here's how J.O. rates his houseguests, from 1 (dreadful) to 10 (dynamite):
9 CLEANLINESS
"They were very clean. The only mess I saw was in their trailer," says J.O. of the girls' Airstream, which was parked in his front yard. "They used it as a dressing and make-up room."
8 SHARING
"No problem sharing a bathroom with them," says Batten. "They didn't have to get up as early as us. The girls were pretty quick in the mornings -- probably less than 10 minutes."
8 EATING HABITS
"They don't eat a lot, but they eat healthy. I took them for ice cream once. They had some Mexican food. Paris wasn't into fast food. She would eat ham sandwiches."
10 ATTRACTIVENESS
"Both are very good-looking girls. They're pretty close to a 10, if there is such a thing."
10 FASHION SENSE
"They had real nice dresses, little neon handbags and sandals, everything. They also had appropriate dress for when we needed to work on the farm."
4 FLIRTING
"I'm more flirtatious than they are. They really didn't flirt."
10 FRUGALITY
"I gave them some money to buy groceries from a mom and pop store. I gave them $50 and they came back with enough food for six people. They were very good at spending my money."
10 POPULARITY
"Everybody loved them. We sometimes have a rodeo in the backyard, and normally 300 to 400 people show up. But on that night it was like 1,500 people."
10 PROMPTNESS
"If they had a schedule, they stuck to it. They were always on time."
10 WORK ETHIC
"I put them to work feeding our bulls, repairing fences, etc. You may have to explain something, but you can put them to work anywhere."
7 STRENGTH
"It didn't look like they could lift a 50-pound feed bag."
3 PAIN TOLERANCE
"Paris' is very, very low. Nicole didn't do anything to get hurt."
8 INTELLIGENCE
"Neither one of them is dumb. Both are relatively intelligent girls."
5 MATURITY
"For [Paris, 23 and Nicole, 22], they've got average maturity."
10 MANNERS
"They were as nice as could be. They like to have fun. Paris is not quite as gregarious as Nicole. Nicole always gets things started. I didn't see her when she didn't have a smile on her face. She was always wanting to help. Those are two fantastic girls."
The Simple Life 2's Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie . . .
spent one fun-filled week on J.O. Batten's 40-acre farm in Florida. Unlike last season, when they bunked on the Leding family porch, the girls shared a spare bedroom in the cozy home that Batton shares with his 26-year-old son Travis and daughter-in-law Aimee. Everyone shared one bathroom. Cowboy Batten, 57, clearly enjoyed his time with the girls, who even talked him into trying on his chaps with nothing on underneath: "I'm in pretty good shape," he says. "We were discussing my tight buns. They liked 'em." Here's how J.O. rates his houseguests, from 1 (dreadful) to 10 (dynamite):
9 CLEANLINESS
"They were very clean. The only mess I saw was in their trailer," says J.O. of the girls' Airstream, which was parked in his front yard. "They used it as a dressing and make-up room."
8 SHARING
"No problem sharing a bathroom with them," says Batten. "They didn't have to get up as early as us. The girls were pretty quick in the mornings -- probably less than 10 minutes."
8 EATING HABITS
"They don't eat a lot, but they eat healthy. I took them for ice cream once. They had some Mexican food. Paris wasn't into fast food. She would eat ham sandwiches."
10 ATTRACTIVENESS
"Both are very good-looking girls. They're pretty close to a 10, if there is such a thing."
10 FASHION SENSE
"They had real nice dresses, little neon handbags and sandals, everything. They also had appropriate dress for when we needed to work on the farm."
4 FLIRTING
"I'm more flirtatious than they are. They really didn't flirt."
10 FRUGALITY
"I gave them some money to buy groceries from a mom and pop store. I gave them $50 and they came back with enough food for six people. They were very good at spending my money."
10 POPULARITY
"Everybody loved them. We sometimes have a rodeo in the backyard, and normally 300 to 400 people show up. But on that night it was like 1,500 people."
10 PROMPTNESS
"If they had a schedule, they stuck to it. They were always on time."
10 WORK ETHIC
"I put them to work feeding our bulls, repairing fences, etc. You may have to explain something, but you can put them to work anywhere."
7 STRENGTH
"It didn't look like they could lift a 50-pound feed bag."
3 PAIN TOLERANCE
"Paris' is very, very low. Nicole didn't do anything to get hurt."
8 INTELLIGENCE
"Neither one of them is dumb. Both are relatively intelligent girls."
5 MATURITY
"For [Paris, 23 and Nicole, 22], they've got average maturity."
10 MANNERS
"They were as nice as could be. They like to have fun. Paris is not quite as gregarious as Nicole. Nicole always gets things started. I didn't see her when she didn't have a smile on her face. She was always wanting to help. Those are two fantastic girls."
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Oh those crazy nights in the front seat at the drive-ins.........the things I got into, wet & wild.
Hardly did see the entire movies
Hardly did see the entire movies
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skyace4 said:Oh those crazy nights in the front seat at the drive-ins.........the things I got into, wet & wild.
Hardly did see the entire movies
I miss the drive ins they tore all of ours down almost I would say twenty years ago......
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No more drive ins around NYC, they were closed down and put out of business.
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Damsel666 said:Still got a couple a them out here EW. Ya could always come out an enjoy um wit us girls
well sounds like I will have to fly out there to catch a movie.....wait I don't fly
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skyace4 said:
they take away everything if they see we like it. I still have the beach so I am content with back seats down there
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Erotica_Writings said:well sounds like I will have to fly out there to catch a movie.....wait I don't fly
Hi, I'm Skyace, fly me
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Erotica_Writings said:they take away everything if they see we like it. I still have the beach so I am content with back seats down there
*GASP*
Pick up trucks do not have a back seat
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skyace4 said:*GASP*
Pick up trucks do not have a back seat
Ok LOL your a yankee .....by the grace of southern loving you don't need a back seat , the front seat is just fine....the bed of the truck will do in a quickie and then theres always the ground!
not that I would know anything about trucks....making love in them or giving head while one is driving.....I am so innocent
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skyace4 said:Hi, I'm Skyace, fly me
LOL only if we don't go above 32 floors , then I will fly you
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Erotica_Writings said:Ok LOL your a yankee .....by the grace of southern loving you don't need a back seat , the front seat is just fine....the bed of the truck will do in a quickie and then theres always the ground!
Well, I got a new Chevy pick up you could help break in
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skyace4 said:Well, I got a new Chevy pick up you could help break in
Sure thing ........Do you mind picking me up though? I only live in South Florida , a couple hours well.......a lot of couple of hours and you will be here.
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Erotica_Writings said:Ok LOL your a yankee .....by the grace of southern loving you don't need a back seat , the front seat is just fine....the bed of the truck will do in a quickie and then theres always the ground!
He he he If yer innocent sweetie, I'm pure
He he he
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Damsel666 said:He he he If yer innocent sweetie, I'm pure
Damsel666, is your halo on today or is it those pointy things
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Damsel666 said:He he he If yer innocent sweetie, I'm pure
Hey youngin your suppose to respect and listen to your older sister ....... ME and hello Pure
