Sexy Fruit

[NoJo]

No, really: When I'm horny, I go straight for the fruit basket.

I've just had a persimmon that was perfect, really, really ripe.. I just sucked the whole thing into my mouth.

Vote here, fruit-eaters...

 

[destinie21]

I tend to enjoy a good ripe freestone peach but only cos ya didn't list my real favortie

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I tend to enjoy a good ripe freestone peach but only cos ya didn't list my real favortie

Strange, my real favorite isn't onthere eith.

-Colly

 

[pop_54]

Oh dear, dear!

Problem here Joe, my fav's not there either, I love a nice firm pair, umm ... I mean pear.

I must admit to a liking for fruit myself, such fun to play with as well sometimes, depending on shape and thickness.

 

[Guest]

Mango - its aroma, texture, taste. It's wet and sloppy and has threads, like hair, that get stuck in your teeth but are worth it. I eat them to the bone and then suck on it wanting more. Sometimes I drip lime juice and a bit of chili powder on it. Ive yet to find anything that tastes like a mango, nada.

Perdita

 

[destinie21]

well damn where can I get a mango in new york at the tail end of winter?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What the heck is persimmon?

~lucky

 

[Colleen Thomas]

What the heck is persimmon?

~lucky

A persimmon is a small fruit that tastes horrible when not ripe. Once it ripens it is kinda pulpy and tastes very sweet. incidentally, if you cut the seeds open the little bit on the inside looks like a knife, fork or spoon

-Colly

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A persimmon is a small fruit that tastes horrible when not ripe. Once it ripens it is kinda pulpy and tastes very sweet. incidentally, if you cut the seeds open the little bit on the inside looks like a knife, fork or spoon

-Colly

Thanks! Bonus fruit, then. Or maybe not so much...my fruit wasn't listed either.

~lucky

 

[minsue]

Plums. When they're overripe. Dark, juicy plums.

 

[sailorm72003]

Mango, mmmm.

Nothing beats the sweet juice of a properly ripe mango when my wife is using it to tease me-

Oh, that's her I'm reacting to!


Sailor

 

[whispering_surrender]

Strawberries. Cliche, maybe.....but still my favorite.....

Whisp

 

[Guest]

 

[Liar]

Grapes, dammit. A classic erotic attribute.
A slice of watermelon can be really fun.

#L

 

[Lauren Hynde]

There's no fruit sexier than thinly sliced mangoes. I think I mentioned that once or twice before.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I'm not really a fruit eater, if I had to choose I would pick banana, but, I only like them one of two ways. Either I cut it up into a bowl and pour milk and sugar over it, or, my most favorite way is a chocolate covered frozen banana. Mmmm, I make them in the summer quite often.



Wicked

 

[McKenna]

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[Guest]

 

[Guest]

'Dita, I thought that was our secret! Lime - who also likes mangos.

Aw, it's hard to keep a secret 'bout a mango and her lime.

drippingly, Perdita

 

[Guest]

melons

 

[shereads]

Mango - its aroma, texture, taste. It's wet and sloppy and has threads, like hair, that get stuck in your teeth but are worth it. I eat them to the bone and then suck on it wanting more. Sometimes I drip lime juice and a bit of chili powder on it. Ive yet to find anything that tastes like a mango, nada.

Perdita

There are dozens and dozens of types of mangos. I like the hairless varieties. Yours are certainly pretty, though.

 

[Guest]

There are dozens and dozens of types of mangos. I like the hairless varieties. Yours are certainly pretty, though.

ella, I'm a mango racist, only Mexicans for me. P.

 

[Guest]

a melon..at room temp with a hole.
fuck, slice and serve.

LOL!

You *are* bad!

Lou

 

[shereads]

We have an entire festival devoted to mangos here. Mangophiles come from all over to sample new mango varieties and hear mango growers lecture on mango culture. Primarily, most people come to find out what the f**k to do with their extra mangos. To own a mature mango tree is a blessing and a curse. By the end of the season, my neighbors can't give the damn things away. They splatter when they hit the ground, and lie rotting in the late-summer heat, attracting bees and stinging yellow-jackets.

Such people flock to the mango festival to get new mango recipes.

The simplest, and the only one us non-cooks are willing to try, is this: peel and dice a ripe mango and put the bits into a zip-lock freezer bag. Freeze.

Frozen raw, ripe mango makes milkshakes, fruit salsa, and a topping for ice cream or angel food cake, just as delicious as when the fruit was fresh. And it's bee-free.

Caution: Peel those mangos! The skin of a mango causes an allergic reaction in some people, so don't rub your eyes after handling it. And for god's sake, don't eat it! It's tempting, like a beautiful apple. But the outer skin of a fresh mango contains an irritant like the one in poison ivy.

Never eat a mango until it is naked. No matter how it may plead.

 

[shereads]

Grapes, dammit.

Well said.