Sexy audio

[Jada59]

This is the thread for audio that has us record things that wouldn't ordinarily be sexy. You can read the phone book, a book passage or just make stuff up. It shouldn't involve actual sex but it should sound sexy. Here's mine:

https://www.***********/s/qcw8hcn1jhpsdkn/jada59**0popcorn.mp3?dl=0

 

[Jada59]

Here's a little something about my morning.

https://www.***********/s/29j2sam7p7px3a1/pussy.mp3?dl=0

 

[Jada59]

Come on peeps! I am alone in my thread!

https://www.***********/s/9xjl8w3s26wwwx4/22nd**0Dr**0SE**04-1.m4a?dl=0

 

[Jada59]

I couldn’t record an intentionally sexy audio let alone an unintentionally-sexy sexy audio.

Also I haven’t listened to those ^, sorry. Time and conditions do not allow.

It's okay.

 

[Jada59]

Here's another. Does anybody like these? Or should I quit?

https://www.***********/s/23d27tt7nhbo3a8/22nd**0Dr**0SE**05.m4a?dl=0

 

[Paul_Chance]

I’m enjoying them

I’d join you but I’m trying to get SoundCloud to work on my phone.

 

[Rocketman00i69]

I listen to your audios! They are really well thought out and seem to have dual meanings.....I liked them and you have a great voice.

 

[Jada59]

I listen to your audios! They are really well thought out and seem to have dual meanings.....I liked them and you have a great voice.

Oooh! Thank you!

 

[Jada59]

I’m enjoying them

I’d join you but I’m trying to get SoundCloud to work on my phone.

Thanks! This was a PITA to figure out. Had somebody help me for the first two then... By Jove! I got it!

 

[Starman2019]

This is the thread for audio that has us record things that wouldn't ordinarily be sexy. You can read the phone book, a book passage or just make stuff up. It shouldn't involve actual sex but it should sound sexy. Here's mine:

https://www.***********/s/qcw8hcn1jhpsdkn/jada59**0popcorn.mp3?dl=0

Haha, that was great, sexy and more importantly, hilarious

 

[Jada59]

Haha, that was great, sexy and more importantly, hilarious

*Bows*

Thankee!

 

[Paul_Chance]

Okay, I think I got it - I bring you:

The Lens Wipes Box

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Not in a position to listen - fairly sure I couldn’t record you one without fits of giggles...

Or tits of giggles as my autocorrect phone that presumably knows me better than myself would have it...

 

[PapaRomantic]

Not in a position to listen - fairly sure I couldn’t record you one without fits of giggles...

Or tits of giggles as my autocorrect phone that presumably knows me better than myself would have it...

It's amazing what our phones learn from us - I'm having to make certain that "clock" is the word I want to use, and not one with one less letter.....

 

[Jada59]

Okay, I think I got it - I bring you:

The Lens Wipes Box

Oooh. I think I need to clean my glasses!

 

[Jada59]

Not in a position to listen - fairly sure I couldn’t record you one without fits of giggles...

Or tits of giggles as my autocorrect phone that presumably knows me better than myself would have it...

Yeah. Hard to do without laughing.

 

[Paul_Chance]

One more before I call it a night.

Sliding In

 

[Jada59]

One more before I call it a night.

Sliding In

Oh man! Love it!!!!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

a) it’s not sexy
b) I couldn’t do it without laughing
c) I couldn’t pronounce a word
d) did I say it’s not sexy?...

Anywhos - should anyone want Nigella’s Non-Conformist Christmas pud recipe...

https://www.***********/s/2vsq6jmp3...0conformist**0Christmas**0pudding**0.mp3?dl=0

 

[Jada59]

a) it’s not sexy
b) I couldn’t do it without laughing
c) I couldn’t pronounce a word
d) did I say it’s not sexy?...

Anywhos - should anyone want Nigella’s Non-Conformist Christmas pud recipe...

https://www.***********/s/2vsq6jmp3...0conformist**0Christmas**0pudding**0.mp3?dl=0

Seems pretty sexy to me!

 

[UgliestSon]

a) it’s not sexy
b) I couldn’t do it without laughing
c) I couldn’t pronounce a word
d) did I say it’s not sexy?...

Anywhos - should anyone want Nigella’s Non-Conformist Christmas pud recipe...

https://www.***********/s/2vsq6jmp3...0conformist**0Christmas**0pudding**0.mp3?dl=0

Not bad. Now try her Eggs In Purgatory. Shit is tits!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Not bad. Now try her Eggs In Purgatory. Shit is tits!

Well now I’m hungry...

No one can Nigella recipes as sexily as Nigella...

 

[UgliestSon]

Well now I’m hungry...

No one can Nigella recipes as sexily as Nigella...

One of my favorite dishes and you are right but you can try.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

a) it’s not sexy
b) I couldn’t do it without laughing
c) I couldn’t pronounce a word
d) did I say it’s not sexy?...

Anywhos - should anyone want Nigella’s Non-Conformist Christmas pud recipe...

https://www.***********/s/2vsq6jmp3...0conformist**0Christmas**0pudding**0.mp3?dl=0

Okay, I am a bit odd. The sexist thing was you saying "east to west". Don't judge me and don't ask me why...

Oh, and when you said "...added coca to the flour" I thought you said "cocaine". Now THAT would be non-conformist.

Great post Allia. Great thread Jada

 

[Jada59]

Okay, I am a bit odd. The sexist thing was you saying "east to west". Don't judge me and don't ask me why...

Oh, and when you said "...added coca to the flour" I thought you said "cocaine". Now THAT would be non-conformist.

Great post Allia. Great thread Jada

*Claps* Yay!