Sexy astronomy

[atariblue]

Two astronomers are ending their late night by sitting in the observatory sharing a few drinks and discussing of all things the night sky and space.

Him: "Of all the heavenly bodies in space I've always wanted to explore Uranus."

Her: "Is that so? Then why do you use your big telescope to check it out?"

Then she stands up. Turning around she bends over, hikes her dress up and pulls down her panties. (Cue the cheesy porno music)

 

[Carnevil9]

There's gotta be a joke about "heavenly bodies" in there somewhere......

 

[blin18]

There's gotta be a joke about "heavenly bodies" in there somewhere......

Um? 2nd paragraph.

Edit: Oh wait. OP edited post to make it look like you didn't read it. Sheesh, gotta quote everything round here.

 

[atariblue]

While he's fucking her from behind she still has her dress and blouse on.

He: "speaking of heavenly bodies why don't you take off your dress and blouse so I gaze upon yours" (or "glaze upon yours" if he's close to cumming)

Now all she needs to do is come up with a space euphemism for her breasts

 

[blin18]

Black hole! Milky Way! Re-entry! Big bang! Inflation theory!

Okay, even I don't know what I meant by that last one. :-(

 

[atariblue]

Inflation theory. New boob job? Lol

 

[atariblue]

Um? 2nd paragraph.

Edit: Oh wait. OP edited post to make it look like you didn't read it. Sheesh, gotta quote everything round here.

I edited the post long before Carn posted. There was a word missing to make the sentence make sense. You don't want to look like a monkey slapping at the keyboard.

 

[MatthewVett]

What about the mounds of Venus? Most of Jupiter's moons are named after the god's numerous lovers, too, so you could always find inspiration there.