sexually random

[UltimateSwitch]

So I'm slightly random and I need a thread that reflects that. So ive made this with the goal of drawing together all the other perverted random people with sadistic and masochistic tendancies...and just odd people who hate slow threads...so keep posting until someone else does LOL And let your freaky colors fly.

 

[UltimateSwitch]

LOLO the lameness of me bumping my own thread...so...blowjobs....any preferences?

 

[jomar]

...so...blowjobs....any preferences?

No, I'm not too picky when it comes to getting a blowjob.

 

[UltimateSwitch]

LOl of course you aren't but there has to be favorites LOL

 

[Stella_Omega]

For getting blowjobs, I like my new Share dildo. When I'm giving one, I want my partner to make a lot of noise about it-- even if it's strangled behind a gag.

 

[TE999]

Now it's time for 'Ask Ms. Sexpert'.

Dear Ms. Sexpert:

My girlfriend insists I dip my erection into a quart of ice cream before we have sex. She likes Rum Raisin and I prefer Vanilla-Chocolate Swirl. Is this being too weird?

The Icicle

Dear Icicle:

Not really, it sounds like fun. Just watch out for frostbite on your love hammer if you're having an all nighter.

 

[Guest]

Mmmmm.

Love Hammers.



(Ick. Raisins.)

 

[TE999]

Mmmmm.

Love Hammers.



(Ick. Raisins.)

Oh yeah!

I like raisins in a trail mix energy bar, but raw... yuck!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I like raisins, currents, dried cranberries . . .


But not with sex, honestly.

 

[JackLuis]

I like to lay a woman back over my lap and as I kiss her, I very lightly massage her pussy. Not touching her any firmer than I have too. Soon it begins to moisten, it gets slick with her secretions and is so soft and pink, I just have to lick it.

I like it when she climaxes from just the feel of my fingerprints on her soft hot clit.

Oh and I like raisins and that stuff too.

 

[UltimateSwitch]

LOL so....we have some bored people and some random people and a whole lot of horny people LOL

 

[voluptuary_manque]

LOL so....we have some bored people and some random people and a whole lot of horny people LOL

And some hungry 'people'.

 

[UltimateSwitch]

LOL ohhh you still a person, bears are people too!!!

 

[JackLuis]

I like kissing boobies too.

I like the smile in her eyes as she looks down just before she closes her eyes and dreams of...

 

[UltimateSwitch]

LOL I love kissing boobs, i need a girly girl for me LOL

 

[UltimateSwitch]

And so night falls...tomorrow...hmmmm....the pros and cons or freckles on sexual areas...maybe? LOL

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

I once had a partner that would cum inside me and then perform cunnilingus right after...I must say, it was the hottest thing ever...still makes me weak in the knees to think about it.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Random sexual fantasy:

Her wearing only a chef's shirt, holding a mixing bowl filled with whipping cream. She whisks and whisks, faster and faster until she has whipped it into a froth, and it is soon the rich thick whipped cream topping. She strips off teh shirt, dolloping the cream on her breasts and pussy then lays back and announces "Dessert is served."

What I do with the whisk after is just too wicked for words.

 

[cloudy]

What, no gi?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

What, no gi?

That's not random, that's very very deliberate

 

[cloudy]

That's not random, that's very very deliberate

okay.

 

[UltimateSwitch]

Hmm fantasies....my biggest one is simply being shoved against a wall pinned and very forcefully told "Fuck me" LOL oh and for girls...i have this thing where I am always wanting her to climb in my lap and straddle me for a very long makeout session...yeah not very creative i have better these are just my favorites.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You sound more or less vanilla to me, sweetheart.

 

[JackLuis]

You sound more or less vanilla to me, sweetheart.

Nothing wrong with vanilla, and some strawberries.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Nothing wrong with vanilla, and some strawberries.

And dark chocolate!