Sexual use for anything.....

[Prince Romeo]

Here's something new to try. Name an item and the next person has to come up with descriptive way that it could be used in a sexual situation. (This may be need some imagination).

I'll start with an easy one:

A chair

 

[Guest]

Damnit!!!

Damnit!!! It keeps changing!!!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

A Chair

Turn it upside down and you have 4 dildos.

An inner tube.

 

[calypso_21]

Can be used to hold on to while having sex in the middle of the ocean (yes it can be done)!


A cell phone

 

[Prince Romeo]

Turn it on vibration mode and put it some place special. Smile all day when you get calls!


A bannna - for KillerMuffin.

 

[curious2c]

An aligator:

you are on the edge of the river making love to your woman. She is approaching orgasm as this aligator comes up out of the water a little ways away, headed right at you.

Two choices here
1 do you jump up and grab her and run for it, knowing that the coitus interuptus is going to hang over your head for quite a while.

2 Grab her, pick her up and keep on going. as the aligator comes at you a light jump and you land on its back. you lay back down as the gator twists and squirms trying to throw you off. The scales cause her to acheive orgasm in a real big way.

Try for two, but be ready for one.

Damn I do the aligator and then it changes, oh well.

 

[DéjàNu]

A cell phone

Have someone call you and put it on vibrations.





a pair of glasses

 

[Guest]

Can be used to hold on to while having sex in the middle of the ocean (yes it can be done)!
A cell phone

Can be put on vibrate, and used in masterbation...

A cigarette lighter

 

[Prince Romeo]

Lighter and glasses - two for one



Put on a pair of glasses witha superman cape underneath. Pretend your superman and Lois. Use the lighter to ligth a candle and drip hot wax on your lover.


A feather.

 

[Guest]

Tickle your lover with the feather in the very sensitve areas, to help with pre-cum...
A light bulb!

 

[lovetoread]

A light bulb when handled correctly becomes a dildo or nipple tickler.

A clothes pin

 

[calypso_21]

A light bulb...

To turn on the lights...or to turn off to lay in front of the fire and enjoy how the light plays off his/her body.


A pillow

 

[Prince Romeo]

Aahhh a clothes pin! Buy at least 3 dozen and stretch them out a bit first. Tie them all together. Apply them to the nipples, breasts, vaginal lips and clit. After 15 miuntes pull them away in one violent tug.


Next...




A pin.

 

[Guest]

A pillow, prop your hips up on the pillow, let him go when youre to tired... clothes pin... nipple pincher.

A pencil sharpener

 

[perks]

piercing for edge play


spoon

 

[Guest]

Ues the spoon to dish out ice cream onto your lovers body and eat it off.

A pop corn curnle.

 

[lovetoread]

A spoon can be a teaser,much like a feather. Especially if it is cold.

A chain.

 

[Prince Romeo]

A chain and a pop corn kernel


Build a dungeon in your basement complete with an Iron Cross. Chain and blinfold your other to the cross. Get a handfull of kernels and rub them on her breasts.

Hey, when did this become a BDSM thread?

A beach ball

 

[ClubIrish]

I would bend her over the beachball and go to town