Sexual Innuendos...

Husker1987

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The term sexual innuendo has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a "risque" double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent phrase, picture, object or objects, quote from a movie or song.

For example: "We need to go deeper" can be seen as both a request for further inquiry on any given issue or a request to go deeper into an orifice :eek:

Some examples:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090824222013/uncyclopedia/images/c/cf/Gherkin.jpg

Now, this is a huge cock!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100716011109/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Huge_cock.jpg

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb261/daedalus02/Motivational%20Posters/poster42553780.jpg


Quotes:

Star Wars Movies:
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"Control, control! You must learn control!"
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"


Screw Tightly. Add lubricant if needed. ~ Instruction Manual

"If you see Kay, tell her I want her" ~ April Wine

I think you get the idea here....;)
 
LOL...a freind of mine on facebook just posted: Is anyone Riding here tonight?

:D I think she's on the wrong forum...:devil:

(and believe me, if I was there in person, I would have picked right up on that and made her Blush SO hard, because she never thinks that way...a true innocent).
 
TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T:

10. "Reach in and grab the giblets."
9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist." >
6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her
down."
3. "It's cool whip time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!" >
1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
squirts out.
 
Fruit

What a lovely pair of Melons
Unzip my Banana Darling
do you shag on the first date?
Would you like to feel my Plums?
can i lick your juicy Peach?
I'd like to take your cherry
Ooh what a lovely pear
Your pussy needs a Prune
 
(Call for someone to come over with your index finger) "I got you to come with one finger imagine what I could do with a whole hand".
 
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