Sexual frustration is one thing....

[Lady_Sam]

But I'll take it any day over the frustration of putting this damned computer together this week. Now....where did I leave bob?

 

[MissTaken]

Ha ha

That really made me chuckle!

Welcome to lit!

 

[BlazeofLife]

ROFL

As stated, welcome to Lit, Lady_Sam.

 

[Ice Cold]

If you can't find bob, I'll fill in. Welcome

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Now....where did I leave bob?

Have you double-checked your hard drive?

Welcome, and keep us posted on "Where's Bob"

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lady_Sam]

*rubs eyes trying to wake up* Well....seems not only am I frustrated...can't find bob but I fell asleep with everything hooked up and came back to Ooo lots of messages. Thank you all for the welcome. I'm glad I could give you all a giggle. Now that its fixed I can laugh too. Bob...oh bob where did I put you? Good night all.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Welcome to Lit honey

You don't happen to look like Sam Elliott but in female form?

 

[Lady_Sam]

*poses in Mirror* Sam Elliot....naw sorry. I don't seem to have the mustache, nor the nice tummy. Drat. I'm just poor lil' ol' me.

 

[Jack_Shriker]

well lady sam hun i think your fine and beautiful *hugs ankd kisses*

 

[Thumper]

GOOD!

A female looking like Sam Elliot would....ewww

Just ewwww...

Bob must be hanging out with Waldo

*whispers*

So who is this Bob???

 

[Lady_Sam]

Aww thank you Jack hun.



Yes Thumper...I fear I'm with you there...Sam Elliot just wouldn't look right as a female.



*wonders if this is the post she loses her virginity again with*

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[Lady_Sam]

Re: GOOD!

A female looking like Sam Elliot would....ewww

Just ewwww...

Bob must be hanging out with Waldo

*whispers*

So who is this Bob???

Well see...Bob is my poor unfortunate battery operated boyfriend. I seem to have misplaced him. Have you seen him Thumper?

 

[Jack_Shriker]

im make a good substitute though dont i hun

 

[Thumper]

Nope

Haven't seen him...

Got a description? Filled out a missing...er item report with the authorities.

This would be a great time to have that page feature that some cordless phones have...

Don't worry it'll turn up...in the most embarassing situation you can imagine of course, but it will turn up

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Sam Elliot just wouldn't look right as a female.

Hell I'd strap one on for him if he was

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: Nope

Haven't seen him...

Got a description? Filled out a missing...er item report with the authorities.

This would be a great time to have that page feature that some cordless phones have...

Don't worry it'll turn up...in the most embarassing situation you can imagine of course, but it will turn up

Yes....a missing item report would be good, but when I tried to report bob missing, they looked at me like I had lost my marbles and told me to purchase another. Don't they realize how difficult it is to find a good bob?


I just hope it doesnt show up when my mother is around...