Sexual compatability

[Guest]

hahahhaha!
that's not what I meant.
I meant for shopping for a compatable mate.

So are you saying your mate isn't compatible? You better hope she doesn't lurk here.

 

[sophia jane]

My feelings exactly.

Women should have always have come with instructions. Maybe as a label in their panties?

I'll just send any future prospects to this thread. For the record, I meet all of your requirements. Salvor's too.

 

[Guest]

For the record, I meet all of your requirements. Salvor's too.

I sort of knew that already. You are hell've a girl!

I'll just send any future prospects to this thread.

It will give him a valuable leg up, so to speak, leading you both to contentness and satisfaction.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Must take control, as well as possess it.

Bonus points if you are this guy:

 

[rgraham666]

I really have no idea. Penelope's list works for me.

One I will disagree with. If my partner feels they must act on the temptation of another person my reaction will be, "Fine, go ahead. Goodbye."

It's been fifteen years since I was last in a relationship. I don't expect such a thing to ever happen again. I hope you'll forgive me if I regard relationships as too valuable and fragile to risk by fucking around.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'll just send any future prospects to this thread. For the record, I meet all of your requirements. Salvor's too.

Wooohooooo!!!!

Now what we need next is start listing who is compatible with whom.

OK so I'm a database geek. Wait that might make me incompatible with everyone then.

 

[sophia jane]

Wooohooooo!!!!

Now what we need next is start listing who is compatible with whom.

OK so I'm a database geek. Wait that might make me incompatible with everyone then.

Salvor, you and I have already had this conversation. Intelligence turns me on.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Must take control, as well as possess it.

Bonus points if you are this guy:

Damn I was so close too. I look exactly like the green guy with the teeth.

 

[cloudy]

• 2.) pay attention to my whole body not just my tits and my cooter.

• 3.) Let me take my time kissing you and tasting you (its more fun for us both that way)

• 3.) Sometimes, I want it hard and I want it fast and I want it intense ( slam that baby home!)

• 4.) If you're going to fuck me, don't be afraid to enjoy it. (I don't care if I am going to cum, just enjoy the moments.

• 6.) Don't eat me out unless you like it, believe me I can tell.

• 7.) get involved in your blow job. I want your hands in my hair your hips rocking and I need to hear you liking it.

• 8.) Feel free to call me names I like it during.

• 9.) feel free to spank, pull hair and bite ( neck please)

• 10.) Let me watch you pleasure yourself and don't be afraid to watch me do the same.

• 11.)Don't freak out if I say I want to add toys to the mix and make suggestions or participate in the choosing.

• 12.) if I wanted to innitiate everything and be in charge all the time I would have bought a real doll.

Yep, these work pretty good for me, too.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Damn I was so close too. I look exactly like the green guy with the teeth.

That made me giggle!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Salvor, you and I have already had this conversation. Intelligence turns me on.

Ditto. OK so instances of two people matching are a 4 rating, finding someone you match but does not match you is a 2 and finding 3 or more people to match is a party at my place.

 

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[Salvor-Hardon]

That made me giggle!

Hi I'm Larry (the one in the middle) This is my brother Darryl (the left) and my other brother Darryl (the other left).

 

[cloudy]

-- It should be fun, whether soft and tender or wild freaky hanging from the ceiling. Do it because you want to have fun with me not because you feel obligated.

-- Creativity is sexy. Surprise me, catch me off guard, and if you make me blush you've done something amazing.

-- Toys are wonderful and expect a new one monthly at least.

-- Trust me, and if I'm wrong let me know, but don't spare my feelings to guard my ego. I'm a big boy I'd rather leave you breathless than bore you, even if I have to keep trying over and over and over to get it right.

-- Engage my brain and my body will follow. Guaranteed.

-- Tell me what kind of porn you like. Sit on my lap and watch with me and tell me what turns you on but if you mention it, expect me to try it on you at some point as well.

-- Be ready for anything. And let me know your limits early on so that I can respect them. But within those boundaries, the sky is the limit.

-- Dance. I love the way your body moves to the music. Even if you aren't great, I deeply appreciate the effort.

-- If I did something right, tell me plainly and clearly and you can expect more of it.

I meet these, easily.

 

[McKenna]

So...what about you?

Be warm.

Be ready.

Frequent repetition is imperative.

The rest we'll improvise.

 

[cloudy]

Que?

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry.

 

[sincerely_helene]

I am the guy that THAT guy is PRETENDING to be.

You should have gotten a patent when you had the chance.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

OK so I meet SJ's and Cloudy's (and by extension Dar~'s) and Imp's.

Helene's I'm working on......

Damn now I need a bigger flow chart.

 

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[sophia jane]

OK so I meet SJ's and Cloudy's (and by extension Dar~'s) and Imp's.

Helene's I'm working on......

Damn now I need a bigger flow chart.

I meet everyone's except Dar's. I think that means I'm easy.

 

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[dr_mabeuse]

Tough one.

I guess I want someone who is sexual rather than sexy. Sex can't be something that starts and ends in the bedroom for me. It's an attitude towards life, and it determines everything else.

Be responsive. Yell and scream, scratch, bite, faint, the works. Otherwise it might as well be solitaire.

 

[glynndah]

My feelings exactly.

Women should have always have come with instructions. Maybe as a label in their panties?

The label in my panties says "Wash in cold water, hang to dry." Please, please, please do not follow these instructions!

 

[rgraham666]

The label in my panties says "Wash in cold water, hang to dry." Please, please, please do not follow these instructions!

Not even if you like it?