Sexual Catch-22's

NoJo

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Until you stop thinking about women as just a pussy on legs, you won't get any pussy on legs.
I mentioned this Catch-22 on another thread.

Here are some more I’ve discovered in my long and undistinguished career as a person of the male persuasion:

The more misogynistic you are, the more pussy you get.

A woman expects surprises, as long as they’re unexpected.

You can only win an argument with a woman by apologizing.

The nicer you are to your partner, the more she wants you to be bad, and vice versa.

A woman won’t play the domme unless you order her to.


Please add to the list.
 
The only time i've been right is when i've admitting i'm wrong.
 
hero

sub - u r a fuckin star. love to read your posts!

women are like referees - they are never more right than when they're wrong.

why is it that paying for broadband is an unneccessary expense while buying two pairs of shoes in the sale is "good money manangement"?
 
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