Sexual Bartering

[Spinaroonie]

Anybody ever done it? Y'know, shown your body parts for a gallon of milk or something. I don't know.

 

[HeavyStick]

yes.

no details... just yes

 

[April]

No, I do it for the pure fun of it.

 

[Sillyman]

I wouldn't be adverse but frankly my body just isn't that much of a commodity.

 

[modest mouse]

Just because the lady dropped her milk when you flashed your penis doesnt mean you're bartering.

Fucking pervert!

 

[lovetoread]

Uh no.

Do ya think it would really work?

 

[seXieleXie]

yes.

 

[cutie pie]

Sadly, yes. That's what happens when you give your spouse control of the checkbook.

needless to say, he's now out of the picture. . .

 

[hogjack]

Bartering is a lost art in many parts of the world...

...I see a re-surgence coming if this idea takes off.

 

[Monazwx]

Not for milk, but . . .

 

[binkley]

Are you offering?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Just because the lady dropped her milk when you flashed your penis doesnt mean you're bartering.

Fucking pervert!

That's why I ran away as fast as I could, but then I learned it was skim milk and I returned it.

 

[Eumenides]

I just offered a lit member a heap of clothing for sexual favors.

They haven't accepted or rejected my idea yet.

 

[Ezarc]

Hmmm well I was really broke at the time and had no food at the apt.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Nora]

I just offered a lit member a heap of clothing for sexual favors.

They haven't accepted or rejected my idea yet.

Are we talking Goodwill or retail?

 

[Eumenides]

Are we talking Goodwill or retail?

Retail, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You name it, I've got it. Liz Claiborne, Ralph Lauren Polo, Casual Corner, Gap, Rue 21...

 

[Private Vasquez]

It was reaallly good milk.

 

[Nora]

Retail, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You name it, I've got it. Liz Claiborne, Ralph Lauren Polo, Casual Corner, Gap, Rue 21...

Ok, what do I gotta do for 2 new pairs of shoes?

 

[Eumenides]

Ummm...

Lick?

 

[QuickDuck]

People treat me as a sex object.... everytime i offer sex, they object!

 

[binkley]

Ok, what do I gotta do for 2 new pairs of shoes?

Can I lick your toes?

 

[Nora]

Can I lick your toes?

Ewwwwwwww! Not 'til AFTER I get new shoes! Lol

 

[peachykeen]

If by bartering you mean "Of course you can fuck my ass but I'm going to buy new outfit tomorrow," why then yes of course. It's the secret to a successful marriage, isn't it? Let him think he's getting somehtig he wants that I would have done anyway, and get new clothes to boot?

 

[Eumenides]

Ewwwwwwww! Not 'til AFTER I get new shoes! Lol

What? Toe spunk doesn't appeal to you?