Sexless marrages

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I read a study that says that between 10 and 20% of marriages are sexless. I figured the number would be at least 50%.
 
I read a study that says that between 10 and 20% of marriages are sexless. I figured the number would be at least 50%.

You're right. It should be higher. I find it hard to believe that so many women would let themselves be defiled by their husband's pecker. Ewwww.
 
Once you marry a woman she will stop having sex with you.

Instead she suddenly wants to "make love". Making love is kinda like sex, but takes way longer and entails a lot of superfluous actions like kissing and various forms of groping and stuff...
 
Once you marry a woman she will stop having sex with you.

Instead she suddenly wants to "make love". Making love is kinda like sex, but takes way longer and entails a lot of superfluous actions like kissing and various forms of groping and stuff...

In your case it may be hard to blame her.
 
In your case it may be hard to blame her.

Exactly! Who wouldn't want to spend the whole day in bed with a hunk like me?

But I'm a busy man. I've got business to attend to, a car to wash, games to go to... plenty of shit to do. I can't spend hours on a five minute task. Maybe I should stop using that Harley Davidson branded after shave. Makes 'em wild y'know....

:rolleyes:
 
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Married people have sex all the time! Sometimes with their own spouse. Sometimes someone else's spouse.

And quite often in their mind with the wildly energetic and diverse ladies of Lit.

And sometimes all of the above. Or as Mrs Dirt told me last night, "Oh Honey, I learned to pretend you were someone else, even with my eyes open pretending to care, a looong time ago." (here's to the hope she was joking)
 
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