Sexist Objectification - It's not what you think

[Vincent E]

So there I was walking from the parking garage back to my hotel last night wearing the black suit I had worn to the party. I was all alone on the street, minding my own business when red car comes driving down the street, and two women inside whistled and cat-called at me.

Let me just tell you ladies that I felt so cheap. I mean I have a mind as well as a body.



I must have looked pretty good in that suit.

 

[Guest]

Nice image, Vincenzo.

Perdita

 

[Liar]

sigh... can't someone please make me feel cheap too?

 

[Guest]

sigh... can't someone please make me feel cheap too?

Aw, dishonest one, you're not satisfied merely being cheap?

Perdita

 

[minsue]

Aw, dishonest one, you're not satisfied merely being cheap?

Perdita

ROFLMAO!!!

 

[DirtyJJ]

Vincent, I like your "It's not what you think" threads.
Now, you poor poor dear... on behalf of those thoughtless women I must apologize for such rude, shallow behavior. We know you have a mind as well as a body. I would never make you feel so cheap by whistling and cat-calling like that.

I would just stop the car and tell you to get in so I could have my way with you in that sexy black suit.

 

[Liar]

Aw, dishonest one, you're not satisfied merely being cheap?

No. Wuts the fun in that without audience feedback?

 

[Guest]

Ok, Liar. Show me your arse. Right now.

Perdita

 

[Marsipanne]

Men in suits are yummy.

 

[minsue]

sigh... can't someone please make me feel cheap too?

Oh, alright

forgive the quality. webcams aren't the best for recording...

Never mind...attachment wouldn't work. Sorry, Liar.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... red car comes driving down the street, and two women inside whistled and cat-called at me...

Sorry, Vin.

You were supposed to wave a fifty over your head, and the red car would have stopped so you could choose between them. Two fifties and they would both have been yours.

What did you expect, their vehicle would have a bell that tinkled like a Good Humor truck?

 

[Vincent E]

originally quoted by Marsipanne
Men in suits are yummy.

So, women like men dressed from neck to toe in a suit, and boxers are sexier than briefs. Add this to the list of Things About Women High School Boys Should Know that should be made available to every 14-year old teenager before he embarks on a lifetime of mistakes.

Also on the list of things I learned late, when in the gym forget about concentrating on the shoulders, chest, and arms. Women prefer a man with muscular legs and a well defined ass (or arse depending on your mood.)

Originally posted by DirtyJJ
I would never make you feel so cheap by whistling and cat-calling like that.

I would just stop the car and tell you to get in so I could have my way with you in that sexy black suit.

If you had your way with me in that suit, what would I wear? Besides, can you do that and steer at the same time? Something tells me that my tie might wind up tied around my wrists while you...speaking of which, did you take my advice?

originally posted by Virtual_Burlesque
What did you expect, their vehicle would have a bell that tinkled like a Good Humor truck?

Maybe one of those clever horns that plays Cucaracha.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Vincent E
So, women like men dressed from neck to toe in a suit, and boxers are sexier than briefs. Add this to the list of Things About Women High School Boys Should Know that should be made available to every 14-year old teenager before he embarks on a lifetime of mistakes.

Also on the list of things I learned late, when in the gym forget about concentrating on the shoulders, chest, and arms. Women prefer a man with muscular legs and a well defined ass (or arse depending on your mood.)

I've heard abs, ass, arms, and hands.

 

[ferociouskittycat]

The ass is a definite YES!!

Abs... As long as he has a hairy chest, who cares?

Smile... my fetish

Hands... hadn't noticed them before until I saw LDW's so that's a new yes

 

[ferociouskittycat]

sigh... can't someone please make me feel cheap too?

I'll give ya five bucks

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

I'll give ya five bucks

Hmmmmmmmm, I see an ebay bargain here. Shall I bid 6 and put Liar up for the highest bidder?

 

[doormouse]

Hmmmmmmmm, I see an ebay bargain here. Shall I bid 6 and put Liar up for the highest bidder?

Damn!!

There goes my bid of a buck fifty

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Damn!!

There goes my bid of a buck fifty

A buck fifty????? The time is counting down. I'm high at 6. Anyone else care to bid on Liar? And if you don't then you ladies are going to have to pay a high price. lol

 

[doormouse]

A buck fifty????? The time is counting down. I'm high at 6. Anyone else care to bid on Liar? And if you don't then you ladies are going to have to pay a high price. lol

Uh huh

And what are you gonna do with him if YOU win???







Edit to add: Feel cheap yet Liar? LOL

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Uh huh

And what are you gonna do with him if YOU win???







Edit to add: Feel cheap yet Liar? LOL

Well, I thought he'd enjoying pleasing the ladies of lit. I don't think he'd complain.

 

[doormouse]

Well, I thought he'd enjoying pleasing the ladies of lit. I don't think he'd complain.

What, so he's a donation now???

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

What, so he's a donation now???

A donation? There's a charge. Nothing is free.

 

[English Lady]

i don't like muscly men much at all...a good squeezable bum and a nicely proportioned frame and I'm happy.

Men in suits are yummy.

I don't think i've catcalled a bloke at all as yet. Maybe i need to bung it on my "things to do" list.

Do you ship internationally and do you accept paypal Lord Drangonswing?

 

[boxofrocks]

I don't think i've catcalled a bloke at all as yet. Maybe i need to bung it on my "things to do" list.

LOL!!

I do it all the time

ONLY with the girls in the car... I'd be too embarassed by myself LOL

Guys love it.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by English Lady
i don't like muscly men much at all...a good squeezable bum and a nicely proportioned frame and I'm happy.

So years of maintaining six pack abs have been wasted...

...my day now blows.