Sexified Bible Stories

[Shendude]

As many of you may know, I have a fetish for "sexified" scenarios like the ones discussed in this thread (https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=8739644).

Anyways, one project I'm working on is what would the Bible be like in these kinds of worlds? More specifically, I'm looking for what would the Bible be like in a slightly maledom world where most of the population is female.

I already have the idea of the Virgin Mary being instead the Harlot Mary, of the Last Supper being the Last Orgy, and of Adam, Lilith, and Eve forming a threesome.

However, I don't have much beyond that. Ideas?

 

[silverwhisper]

dude, you ever read the song of solomon? i'd recommend taking a gander.

ed

 

[Chicklet]

"david and goliath" (sp?)

enough said

 

[Shendude]

dude, you ever read the song of solomon? i'd recommend taking a gander.

ed

Good point.

But that isn't really what I was referring to.

 

[Elayne]

I would suggest ignoring the New Testament and heading back to Genesis 38 (the story about Tamar).

If you're interested in writing about a world where the religion encouraged sexuality and male dominance, I would suggest drawing on three roots:

1) Remember that in much of the pre-Christian world, sex was considered sacred and that most temples had prostitutes for men to 'find religion' with.

2) For most of the world, the rite of passage between being a child and being an adult was some sort of religious service. (i.e., Buddhist boys spent time as a pilgrim, Christian women spent a few years in a Convent learning Latin.)

3) In the old Biblical tradition, unmarried men under 35 were not allowed to speak in Temple (which effectively cut them out of politics.)

So, in a world where the religion was based on sexuality, it might include something like "All women are required to spend a year as a Temple Prostitute before they can marry." Or, in a world where the religion was based around male dominance, the Commandment might be something like "No man can vote, inherit or run a business until he has taken a female (heathen) slave."

 

[BigDick8870]

Noah and his three sons repopulating the Earth after the flood...

Lot's daughters getting him drunk to screw him...

You could also go with something like the angel Gabriel fucked Mary while leaving her a virgin.

David and Goliath was already mentioned but to avoid something along the 18 year old rule you could go with what lenghts Goliath had to go to satisfy himself with the slave women, making the Israelite men feel impotent

Jacob, Leah, and Rachel...mistaken identity, tent is dark

Pharaoh's daughter and Miriam...maybe a Moses grows up thing

also for other female Biblical names, Ruth, Esther, Mary Magdalene, Jezebel...just a few to help you describe this world

Just a few ideas

 

[togitc]

I recall some story about two daughters who lay with their father because he is lonely. Both or one became pregnant. Been a long time since Sunday School.

Song of Solomon, that is like Penthouse Forum BC.

 

[FTW666]

the second cumming of Christ

 

[rcfstl]

Book called the X Rated Bible pick up a copy very enlightening

 

[Shendude]

Book called the X Rated Bible pick up a copy very enlightening

Not quite what I meant.

 

[bisexplicit]

Of what I read of the bible before I got horribly bored (seriously, if you're gonna base your religion on something - make it an interesting read), there is actually quite a lot of sex going on.

For example, theres those two daughters who get their father drunk and have sex with him. Now, in the bible all they do is give him some wine "lay" with him, and voila they have babies that start some evil tribes or some nonsense like that. But, you could add as much detail as you want.

 

[Shendude]

there is actually quite a lot of sex going on.

I know. The thing is, mostly it's portrayed as bad.

I think the problem is, people are either thinking I want examples of sex that actually happened in the Bible, or totally change it. Neither of which I want.

I'm looking for a kind of mirror-version I suppose. Perhpas it would make things easier if I focus on only one thing for now.

So, in what ways would you change Joseph's trouble with Potiphar's wife?

For those of you who don't recall, it goes something like this: After being sold as a slave, Joseph ends up belonging to an important Eygptian official named Potiphar. Being a very intelligent and industrious fellow, he quickly becomes Potiphar's steward (I think that's the word.). Meanwhile, Potiphar's gorgeous trophy wife finds herself attracted to the equally gorgeous Joseph. She tries to seduce him, he refuses, she gets pissed and tells Potiphar Joseph tried to rape her, Joseph ends up in prison.

 

[BigDick8870]

Sorry, shendude, thought you were seeking more names and stuff for storylines.

Let me try again...I'll come back later with some reworkings.

 

[3113]

For those of you who don't recall, it goes something like this: After being sold as a slave, Joseph ends up belonging to an important Eygptian official named Potiphar. Being a very intelligent and industrious fellow, he quickly becomes Potiphar's steward (I think that's the word.). Meanwhile, Potiphar's gorgeous trophy wife finds herself attracted to the equally gorgeous Joseph. She tries to seduce him, he refuses, she gets pissed and tells Potiphar Joseph tried to rape her, Joseph ends up in prison.

Oh, I could SO see a way to twist this story! For example, the reason, perhaps, that Joseph gets from position of slave to steward so fast is, let's say, because he's have a romantic relationship with his "Master" Potiphar. Not only do you get in a bit of master-slave in there, but imagine the fun with the savvy Egyptian & innocent-shephard-boy senario!

Of course, the trophy wife is, well, a trophy wife. Not the love of Potiphar's life, but a brings him prestigue, etc. She tries to get Joseph into the sack, but he's loyal to his master. REALLY loyal (or not, depending on which section you want this story to go in. Maybe he satisfies her a few times then finally says that he just can't keep cheating on Potiphar?).

So she libels him, telling Potiphar that Joseph raped her or tried to rape her or just had sex with her, and he, heartbroken, sends the man to prison...where, luckily...Pharoah finds him. And not only likes that Joseph can interpet his dream...but, um, can do other things really well also. I mean, when you've nothing to do but watch a bunch of sheep all day out there in the desert, you do learn how to play with yourself and, probably, could be very good at playing with others if necessary.

Oh, yes. This could be a very tasty story.

 

[Shendude]

Oh, I could SO see a way to twist this story! For example, the reason, perhaps, that Joseph gets from position of slave to steward so fast is, let's say, because he's have a romantic relationship with his "Master" Potiphar. Not only do you get in a bit of master-slave in there, but imagine the fun with the savvy Egyptian & innocent-shephard-boy senario!

Of course, the trophy wife is, well, a trophy wife. Not the love of Potiphar's life, but a brings him prestigue, etc. She tries to get Joseph into the sack, but he's loyal to his master. REALLY loyal (or not, depending on which section you want this story to go in. Maybe he satisfies her a few times then finally says that he just can't keep cheating on Potiphar?).

So she libels him, telling Potiphar that Joseph raped her or tried to rape her or just had sex with her, and he, heartbroken, sends the man to prison...where, luckily...Pharoah finds him. And not only likes that Joseph can interpet his dream...but, um, can do other things really well also. I mean, when you've nothing to do but watch a bunch of sheep all day out there in the desert, you do learn how to play with yourself and, probably, could be very good at playing with others if necessary.

Oh, yes. This could be a very tasty story.

Hrrm.

Sorry it took me so long to respond.

I was really wondering how we can twist it so he DOES fuck her, and that causes him trouble.

 

[3113]

I was really wondering how we can twist it so he DOES fuck her, and that causes him trouble.

Well, that's easy enough--though I really think you're missing a bet if he doesn't ALSO have an affair with his master. It's just too good a set up. Joseph should be the guy who can satisfy everyone.

The easy way to have him fuck her is simply to make him better in bed with her than Potiphar. Potiphar either:
1) Finds out and gets pissed that Joseph's a better lover
2) Joseph feels guilty because she's no longer fucking her husband, being so happy with him, so he stops and she libels him.

 

[Goodalphamale]

This is so wrong people

 

[StillStunned]

That's probably why the thread has been dead for nearly two decades. Most of the posters haven't been active for at least 10 years.

 

[Goodalphamale]

That's probably why the thread has been dead for nearly two decades. Most of the posters haven't been active for at least 10 years.

They ded I guess , just like their dreams