almostblue
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- Nov 2, 2010
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When you're shopping at the grocery at 11 am on a Monday and the lettuce start singing in the rain, what really gets you wet?
Have you tested the shocks of the minivan for visible outward signs of a vigorous fumble in the parking lot?
What Bed Bath and Beyond candle gets you in the mood?
When you're feeling handsy or you plan for company do you let the dog outside, slip him a mild tranquilizer or let him watch?
When you're cheating in your husband , do you keep the baby monitor clipped to your garter belt?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Have you tested the shocks of the minivan for visible outward signs of a vigorous fumble in the parking lot?
What Bed Bath and Beyond candle gets you in the mood?
When you're feeling handsy or you plan for company do you let the dog outside, slip him a mild tranquilizer or let him watch?
When you're cheating in your husband , do you keep the baby monitor clipped to your garter belt?
Inquiring minds want to know.
